The “Bob” on my floor at work, who’s cubical is next to the elevator, had a printed sheet of paper he taped to the entrance of his workspace. It read, “No, I don’t know which cubical he or she is located. Don’t ask.”
If I was ever hireable enough to work in an office, I’d be Bob minus the Sprite. Coke Zero and Dr. Pepper Zero are way better than that. Go to work and go home. Zero interest in your drama. Also would get to skip getting asked out by a woman as I’m too much like a cave troll to interest women.
Alabama Al 8 months ago
The “Bob” on my floor at work, who’s cubical is next to the elevator, had a printed sheet of paper he taped to the entrance of his workspace. It read, “No, I don’t know which cubical he or she is located. Don’t ask.”
jefffsr Premium Member 8 months ago
I missed you!
Decepticomic 8 months ago
“Fun facts” indeed.
freshmeet2030 8 months ago
… just don’t tease him or you will find out he has an AR-15 at home
gigagrouch 8 months ago
Every cube farm has a Bob…
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
If you don’t get it, you’re probably Bob.
tims145 8 months ago
Not very good office spies, nobody’s reporting on the bumper stickers he’s got on his car.
wostraub 8 months ago
Hello, Mr. Bolling. I’m Bob, and I’ve always been annoyed by this classic comic about me, but was always too shy to mention it. Okay, back to work.
Wesley Premium Member 8 months ago
Carnation Instant Breakfast. Haven’t heard that name in years. I liked the Chocolate Malt
Màiri 8 months ago
It’s spying on people as though they exist solely for one’s personal amusement that produces the psychoses and eventual tragedies
GaryCooper 8 months ago
If you ask me, Bob’s drinking too much Sprite.
smartman 8 months ago
If I was ever hireable enough to work in an office, I’d be Bob minus the Sprite. Coke Zero and Dr. Pepper Zero are way better than that. Go to work and go home. Zero interest in your drama. Also would get to skip getting asked out by a woman as I’m too much like a cave troll to interest women.
jpozenel 8 months ago
If you ask Matthew McConaughey, “Hey, how ya doing?”, every single time he will respond with “Alright, alright, alright”.