AKA Ditch the evil green mermaid day
That was because she catfished him. She’s actually a 35 yr old manatee from Tallahassee…
At least she didn’t already trade in her voice for a pair of legs.
If you love her you have to let her go.
Catch and release. Catch and realise.
Had my heart set on the Catch of the Day…
Something smells a little fishy around here.
Where do mermaids get their bras?
Daryl Hannah walking towards the Statue of Liberty. Nice…uh fish out of water story that was.
She wanted pre-nups.
Not enough fish to fry, not enough woman to love.
On a scale of 1-10, you’re a ten in my book, but do you realize, , if I keep you, I’ll be ridiculed merciless and my wife won’t understand….besides it throwback Friday…
Just a quick swim up the Amazon.
Do NOT throw her back!
That’n is goin’ on the wall!
Makes sense. She’ll probably dry up on dry land.
A selkie would be grateful.
She was just tuna much for him to handle.
That’s odd; in most of the stories about mermaids, the sailors who find them are immediately hooked.
He better hurry … I hear Sirens …!!!
Catch and release.
Catchy!
lent is over, he’s done with Fish Fridays. He’s got an udder date with a cowgirl.
he was looking for more of a mercook than a mermaid…
I thought the expression was “Throwback Thursday.”
C 9 months ago
AKA Ditch the evil green mermaid day
Digital Frog 9 months ago
That was because she catfished him. She’s actually a 35 yr old manatee from Tallahassee…
Sue Ellen 9 months ago
At least she didn’t already trade in her voice for a pair of legs.
Doug K 9 months ago
If you love her you have to let her go.
Imagine 9 months ago
Catch and release. Catch and realise.
Computer ask me to deny cookies?! That CRAZY! 9 months ago
Had my heart set on the Catch of the Day…
The Duke 9 months ago
Something smells a little fishy around here.
Lotus 9 months ago
Where do mermaids get their bras?
WDDIM 9 months ago
Daryl Hannah walking towards the Statue of Liberty. Nice…uh fish out of water story that was.
backyardcowboy 9 months ago
She wanted pre-nups.
ArtyD2 Premium Member 9 months ago
Not enough fish to fry, not enough woman to love.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
On a scale of 1-10, you’re a ten in my book, but do you realize, , if I keep you, I’ll be ridiculed merciless and my wife won’t understand….besides it throwback Friday…
ploppity plopPeabody N. Sherman 9 months ago
Just a quick swim up the Amazon.
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
Do NOT throw her back!
That’n is goin’ on the wall!
ladykat 9 months ago
Makes sense. She’ll probably dry up on dry land.
Stephen Gilberg 9 months ago
A selkie would be grateful.
Brilliant_Birdie 9 months ago
She was just tuna much for him to handle.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 9 months ago
That’s odd; in most of the stories about mermaids, the sailors who find them are immediately hooked.
Howard'sMyHero 9 months ago
He better hurry … I hear Sirens …!!!
Shikamoo Premium Member 9 months ago
Catch and release.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago
Catchy!
dbrucepm 9 months ago
lent is over, he’s done with Fish Fridays. He’s got an udder date with a cowgirl.
gopher gofer 9 months ago
he was looking for more of a mercook than a mermaid…
Chris Sherlock 9 months ago
I thought the expression was “Throwback Thursday.”