Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 29, 2024

So…she’s measuring how high his old-man belt line is getting?

Friends of mine had a typical door post in the kitchen with the kids’ heights marked as they grew. Plus those of a neighbourhood friend: Michael J.

So… He used to wear his pants below his rear end? I know young guys who do, but he doesn’t look like someone who’d try for that ‘fashion’ statement.

Doubt his legs are getting longer as he ages.

looks like when this tradition started, Fred was wearing “home-boy jeans”

Will you still need me? Will you still feed me when I’m 64?

Jabbing him in the forehead and neck areas with a pencil…?

His fly is in the back too.

Looking at the size of his shoes, did he use to work at a circus scaring little kids?

And on the other side of the wall is a descending set of lines indicating how her boobs have sagged over the years.

the origin of this cliche dates back to years ago when mens pants were designed with a high waistline which is accentuated as you age

What happened to Fred’s head and feet?

Off the cuff humor.

Now that you mention it, my pants are getting a bit snug under my armpits…

ah, yes…the ol’ rising belt syndrome…my dad had that. (not myself…yet, anyway!)

Ha! Keeping ahead of the fashion curve doesn’t get easier with age.

Might start measuring my getting older shrinkage. I already have a piece of clothing that I purchased some years ago, too small, not stretchy but gorgeous, keeping it, I figure I’ll shrink into it. Heh heh heh heh.

“I’ve never senior belt this high.”

In a few more years his belt is going to be in as high as his armpits!

fred looks like he could use a belt…