B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 30, 2024

No grub for the grubs.

But let’s not talk about…THEM!

Are those tardigrades?

Truly the “Empire of the Ants” (A short story by H.G. Wells)……

That the second biggest ant me has ever seen.

I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants…

…It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.

Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?

Cuz when he tried to make a second one, it was a Boo-Boo.

A man goes to his church picnic…

He decides to get something to eat. Two lines exist, one with skinny men and the other with men with beer guts. He asked the pastor if there was a difference between the lines.

“Yes,” the pastor said. “The one with thin men in it is to get to the food booth. The other is for beer. It is the paunch line.”

Cole’s law states that you must bring it to picnics.

Huge Ants strikes again!

The ants looked so cute in longshot!

But if only one, it might seem that big.

Who’s idea was to invite the neighbors over?

What you get for picnicking on an ant thruway. There’s a line behind this one.

Poor eye sight!!!!!!

It only takes one? Well, that would be my aunt Grizelda. She’s always complaining and criticizing.

Especially when it’s a giANT.

Life was not easy back the ……..

My wife has a love affair with ants – she loves to hate them, that is!

I wonder what Peter Graves is doing today? Oops, never mind (1926 – 2010).

Where’s Eatanter when you need him.

Really!! It could have been a Red ant for crimony sakes!!

Larvae?

Tardigrades should know better, they’ve been around lots longer…

“But let’s not talk about…THEM!” The go to horror movie for the non binary movement.

Ant-zilla?

Or a drunk uncle

Just wait for the rest of them to get there.

Dust mite party.

And they keep running off with my rubber tree.