Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 30, 2024

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    keenanthelibrarian  9 months ago

    Responsibility with no authority .. yeah, right! Where have I heard THAT before?

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    Concretionist  9 months ago

    The problem with most of the giant-corp CEOs is that the bucks DO stop there. Alas, they’re the money type bucks.

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    GiantShetlandPony  9 months ago

    That’s actually a trick some corporations use all the way down the food chain. They promote an hourly employee to a salary job with a schnazzy title, but don’t actually give them a raise and take away their ability to earn overtime. Often, their job doesn’t change much either, except for the fancy title. Like Corral Manager. Meaning you are now responsible for bringing in the shopping carts on top of watching over a few employees. Guess it looks good on a resume, but not so good for your pocket book.

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    Enter.Name.Here  9 months ago

    “HERE!” (throws it at the head of his now ex-boss).

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    rekam Premium Member 9 months ago

    Then goes back to his desk to clean out his personal belongings and leave.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    In this case, A Piece of the Action = All of the Blame.

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    dot-the-I  9 months ago

    The whacking of fall guy’s summery disposition.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago

    He’s the Director of the Office of Climate Change and White Supremacists . Not really the buck stopping there, but the blame for everything else is because of Climate Change and White Supremacists.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 9 months ago

    The story line of “Fun with Dick and Jane”.

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    sandpiper  9 months ago

    Obfuscation is the elixir of the dream makers, and enticement is the lure. The description of the job for which one is hired rarely matches the actuality.

    That ‘bright’ future actually resembles the view in a snow globe. When the shaking ceases, the limits become clear.

    The hint that there are ‘brighter prospects in one’s future’ is also true. But first one has to deal with the never ending present.

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    Redd Panda  9 months ago

    “Jones, you did a swell job eliminating everyone in the Bearing Dept. Of course, you are now redundant. Tough break, these things happen, don’t be a stranger, I’m sure you’ll bounce back. Don’t slam the door on the way out.”

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  9 months ago

    I once worked at a bank that used the title of “officer” as an indication of a promotion. All officers obtained access to the Executive Dining Room. On the down side, the cost of the daily meal was deducted from the officer’s monthly paycheck. There was an employee who was promoted to officer that ate very little for lunch. He went home and told his wife “I have some good news and some bad news. First the good news: I got a promotion today! Now for the bad news, I am going to take a cut in pay!!”

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    kv450  9 months ago

    This is why & how corporate execs get paid millions for mediocrity.

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    gnome  9 months ago

    5 phases of a project:

    …enthusiasm …

    …disillusion…

    …search for the guilty…

    …punishment of the innocent …

    …praise and glory for the non-participants…

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    Linguist  9 months ago

    We used to say about those types of promotions: Name on the Door; Bigelow on the Floor; and No Money More!

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    christelisbetty  9 months ago

    I hear “A Piece Of The Action” I think “Star Trek”.

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    Ideally, the boss would finish his sentence with “Here”, while handing him the “Here”. :) :) :)

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    He gets a piece of the action. Just be sure not to bend over.

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    Linguist  9 months ago

    I once had a girlfriend who worked as a receptionist at a very pretentious real estate company, where everyone had to have some sort of posh title. Hers was Director of First Impressions

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    eddi-TBH  9 months ago

    Opens walk-in closet. “Welcome to your new office. Watch out for the mop bucket.”

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  9 months ago

    That sums up being a security guard. Or anyone who wears a uniform. All targets of abuse.

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    Sojourner  9 months ago

    There’s always an opening for a scapegoat.

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    franki_g  9 months ago

    Pauses with the flunky, disappears in someone’s off shore private account.

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    cmerb  9 months ago

    I stand by what I said . I’ll believe what and who I want , the Democrats are just not trustworthy at all . I’m sorry to say , I pray that I’m wrong about some of them , because I believe that some of them do really do love our country : )

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