Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 02, 2024

TILT!!

Yeah that’s where Andy Capp would be standing

They sell Crooked Ale

And you’ll walk out perfectly upright!!

Is it Britain’s wonkiest pub in Staffordshire? The one that was demolished and then the owners were ordered to rebuild it because it was a landmark?

Only if you can catch.

When everything looks normal, you’ve had enough.

When you can walk a straight line there, you’re drunk.

The slant here depends on your perspective: to the customers it slants to the left, to the bartenders it slants to the right.

And the guy on the right corner (their left) keeps ordering beers for the guys on the other end and yet somehow ends up with all of them.

Mine!

They probably run a lean operation there.

Depends on which corner you are sitting at.

We visited “The Slanted Porch” restaurant

Hey, why don’t you bias a round!

One ‘spilsner’, please.

If you can negotiate the premises without any problem you’ve had too many.

A slanted point of view.