What dad says is stupid. They should make room for both. Zoe gets to display her “work” one piece at a time, and Hammie gets to choose what he wants to display at the same time.
In real life: that kind of favoritism is what causes the kids to grow up thinking that a sister or a brother was “the favorite”…
C 5 months ago
That doesn’t work for him
Wilde Bill 5 months ago
Show him the work of Jackson P. That might give him some ideas.
9thCapricorn 5 months ago
Good time to have a talk with him about always taking shortcuts, Daryl.
j_m_kuehl 5 months ago
Well you could start writing your manifesto
danketaz Premium Member 5 months ago
Buy one off the net. (or Zoe)
GirlGeek Premium Member 5 months ago
There are no other options
iggyman 5 months ago
Just get one “A” Hammie!
hariseldon59 5 months ago
Draw a nice cartoon.
cdillon85 5 months ago
Refreshingly honest comment by Hammie at the end.
nosirrom 5 months ago
ChatGPT?
BenGMan 5 months ago
Sigh.
tremaine53 5 months ago
The best option is to give up wanting a school paper on the fridge. Problem solved!
mywifeslover 5 months ago
In life there are many who chose not to do what is necessary for the rewards.
Slowly, he turned... 5 months ago
Get a bigger fridge?
ctolson 5 months ago
You don’t have to have the goal to make it to the top, only to be satisfied with what you accomplished. I did and I’m happy.
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
The other options, no homework on the fridge door.
ChessPirate 5 months ago
You could hack the School’s Grading System. No, wait, you gotta “git gud” for that, too… ☺
prrdh 5 months ago
Unfortunately, that would require a brain transplant.
The Gun Doctor 5 months ago
Reality check.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 5 months ago
Hey, he still got “A” in recess….
rshive 5 months ago
Picky, picky, picky.
artegal 5 months ago
I hear students are using AI to write term papers.
Jeff0811 5 months ago
Hammie could buy himself a red marker and turn a D – into an A+.
morningglory73 Premium Member 5 months ago
Other options? Grow up stupid and be ignorant.
daleandkristen 5 months ago
I smiled – thank you Hammie.
1JennyJenkins 5 months ago
What dad says is stupid. They should make room for both. Zoe gets to display her “work” one piece at a time, and Hammie gets to choose what he wants to display at the same time.
In real life: that kind of favoritism is what causes the kids to grow up thinking that a sister or a brother was “the favorite”…
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 5 months ago
“Write your name on one of hers.”
The Quiet One 5 months ago
Yeah, like that’s going to happen.
blah_duh 5 months ago
Get your own refrigerator and put up anything you want.
Just-me 5 months ago
Hammie is just one step away from getting a participation trophy.
rmercer Premium Member 5 months ago
(1) Develop near-genius knowledge and-or intuition in at least 2, preferably 3+, school subjectsand-or (2) work-study HARD several days a week.
David Rickard Premium Member 5 months ago
Other options? Bribery.
kab2rb 5 months ago
Dad is right.