Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 01, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 8 months ago

    When I made my optometrist appt, maybe 2 months ago…she said Apr 1st, 3:30 pm. I said your joking! She didn’t get it. Anyhoo tomorrow I gotta go!

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    oldthang  8 months ago

    This reminds me that I need to post on my blog today.

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    angelolady Premium Member 8 months ago

    Very funny, Wiz. Not turn them loose. Maybe they can trap you in a Wizard Farm.

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    That’s because Wiz is shaking it! (not pictured)

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    B UTTONS  8 months ago

    Wiz … don’t do it … that isn’t an Etch A Sketch

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    dja1701  8 months ago

    The joke is on the readers. For a second there, I thought I was reading B.C.

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    Gent  8 months ago

    And meanwhile Henry is make cameo in B.C.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    The Wiz likes to shake things up.

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    preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    This better not be April Fool’s Day for me as I’m headed in for a doctor’s visit. So far, there’s a locked up preregistration online form. This doesn’t look good.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 months ago

    One year I put red food dye in the milk carton and when my younger brother finally rolled out of bed and dumped some cornflakes in a bowl he almost crapped when he poured blood on it.

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    I imagine if anyone loves April Fools, it would be the jokester Wiz.

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    wirepunchr  8 months ago

    My son (when he was still at home) got newspapers out of the box on the corner one April 1st and saved them for a year and put them back in the same box.

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    Yep…..it does feel a little different being in AD.

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    kathleenhicks62  8 months ago

    Can you fool an ant?

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    “I love April Fool’s Day!”

    I wonder how the little girl in For Better or For Worse feels about it.

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    sobrown51  8 months ago

    It’s also an opportunity to “fill that sugar bowl with ants” (if nobody snitches on him).

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  8 months ago

    You have been abducted.

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    I play little tricks on my cats to keep them entertained. When our deck-over-garage was being rebuilt, Vivekat and I came out to find that the stairs down to street level were gone. She gave me such a look. I know she was convinced this was one of my pranks. :)

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    eced52  8 months ago

    What do the ants farm?

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    Wait – messing with our heads?

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    Kudzufan  8 months ago

    Somebody should contact Uncle Milton. Only them make Ant Farms.

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