Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 08, 2024

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    cracker65  7 months ago

    Earthquake

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    rekam Premium Member 7 months ago

    “After you’ve let Henry out, come back in here and help me straighten everything out.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    What do you call a cow in a earthquake

    A milkshake.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    My lady always cry when she watches documentaries about earthquakes

    They are all so moving.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    Earthquakes are rare in my area…

    so I have no fault insurance.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    I get so nervous during earthquakes,

    that I start shaking uncontrollably.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    Where is the safest place to be in an earthquake?

    A stationary store.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    Despite what you think, earthquakes aren’t perfect

    They all have their faults.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    There’s only one thing to blame for the cause of earthquakes.

    It’s always the Earth’s fault.

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    Gent  7 months ago

    She not shake so much even back in the groovy 60’s.

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    ChaosandMayhem  7 months ago

    Why do her heels look like hooves?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago

    I taught he taw a puddy tat.

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    How these two have stayed together for so long is a miracle.

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    rockyridge1977  7 months ago

    Does he always train that easy!!!!!!!

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    rshive  7 months ago

    Doesn’t Henry get a gold star?

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    blakerl  7 months ago

    Remember to wear Eye protection!!!

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    pripley  7 months ago

    I like the last panel. The Wiz and Henry are “buds”.

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  7 months ago

    odd timing

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    Ontman  7 months ago

    Poor excuse for the original Wizard.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  7 months ago

    CSX railroad had a sidetrack about half a mile away. To get crushed granite from hopper cars they used a shaker / vibrator, an unbalanced rotating weight driven by a quarter horsepower motor. From a half mile away with sand as the conducting medium, it shook cups off the cupboard. I figured a thousand horsepower diesel with associated unbalanced weight anchored in rock should be able to quickly clear caves and tunnels of enemy fighters (or collapse them, of course). The original Tesla would approve.

    That’s for those of us without a Henry.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Shake it outside.

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    Pony99CA  7 months ago

    Henry was listening to disco: “Shake Your Booty” or “Shake Your Groove Thing”.

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    eced52  7 months ago

    Is that like the twist?

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    geese28  7 months ago

    …before he opens the orange juice?

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    TimeLordSoundwave  7 months ago

    I didn’t know Id was in New Jersey.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 7 months ago

    That looks like about 4 cats jumping off of the bed in San Francisco.

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