Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for July 21, 2024

PILF?

We don’t say that giggle worthy name for that planet anymore. It’s now called Urectum. (Futurama)

That would be a box office stinker.

With Dick Butkus has John Carter.

No better way to start a Sunday than with a joke you’ve never heard before. Thanks, Ruben!

Well in that case maybe you gotta changes title to John Farter.

And ya knows, Uranus is gas giant and it actually steenks too. No joke. It for real.

Am I the only one who liked the movie? I read all of the books as a kid, so kinda knew what to expect. Still fun to see it on the big screen. I always had a crush on Deja Thoris, and the film depiction didn’t let me down.

The film is a box office smash, so a sequel is made. In it, John Carter is stuck on Uranus and tries to grow potatoes on Uranus. (If potatoes can grow on Uranus, you might need a bath.)

As John Carter approaches the planet, he says, "I see …

How is the Starship Enterprise like Charmin? It circles Uranus looking to wipe out Klingons.

Vulgarity. Not my proverbial cup of tea.

Watch out for Klingons