Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 18, 2024

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    uncle snipe  7 months ago

    My Gracie has employed this technique at the bathroom door some mornings to voice her displeasure at me putting my full bladder ahead of her obviously empty tummy.

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    Ricky Bennett  7 months ago

    If the Woman trips over Elvis, she’ll be saying, “That’s wall, folks”…

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    marilynnbyerly  7 months ago

    I must hang out with a better class of cat. None have ever tried to do that to me.

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    Sue Ellen  7 months ago

    If that door opens inward, Elvis is going to have some sense knocked into him…or out of him.

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    face.less_b  7 months ago

    If it is a typical residential entrance door, it swings inward. Sweeping you, Elvis, into the wall.

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    Robin Harwood  7 months ago

    If Elvis has calculated correctly, The Woman is doomed.

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    JLChi  7 months ago

    Hoping she drops the cat food on the floor as she goes flying?

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    WelshRat Premium Member 7 months ago

    Cats can go from angry to loving at the speed of thought. And vice versa.

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    ChristineFoxdale  7 months ago

    I keep telling mine “If mom falls down, NOBODY’S getting fed for days”.

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    Kitty Queen  7 months ago

    My Sebastian always runs just in front of me and then he slams on the brakes with no warning.

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    dmah Premium Member 7 months ago

    I hope the Woman knows Elvis well enough to (literally) not fall for that trick. And that she sweeten her apologies by sprinkling a bit of minced deli ham over their breakfast bowls. It might earn her just enough forgiveness to spare herself a few well-placed revenge hairballs later.

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    Maizing  7 months ago

    My Sunny is always underfoot at the worst times.

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    ikini Premium Member 7 months ago

    I don’t think I’m going to squee at Elvis’s toe beans. The claws may not be out, but they still look like they might suddenly become dangerous.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just like Monroe. His nickname is Mr. Underfoot.

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    Jacob Mattingly   7 months ago

    He’s gonna put her through that wall.

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    cat19632001  7 months ago

    Do NOT mess with a hangry Siamese who definitely is not pleased.

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    Gent  7 months ago

    That’s right cat. Lets her haves it for feeding you that pompously packaged hazardous dry theengs.

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    crobinson019  7 months ago

    Kitties get so vindictive when one misses Cat Feeding Time

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    rs0204 Premium Member 7 months ago

    If we fall because a cat gets under our feet, it’s our fault for only having two feet. Cat logic – 101

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    The Humanist   7 months ago

    Off-topic :

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    DorseyBelle  7 months ago

    Angry Elvis toebeans!

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    Katzen1415  7 months ago

    It’s unusual for Elvis to be so violent toward the Woman, but he must be hoping that a kibble spill will result.

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    Ivan the Terrible   7 months ago

    Cats have no respect for their humans. I know exactly what you mean. I think cats are naturally autistic.

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    Queen of America  7 months ago

    Blackjack waits for the catsitter in the hallway Diane comes in through the garage to the laundry room to the hallway. Blackjack there twice a day. He must hear the garage door opening. Moose sits patiently wherever he is and waits. She sends me pictures twice a day to show me what they were up to the night before.

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    luca.debus creator 7 months ago

    Oh god, I hope she has a laser pointer to counter this attack.

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    Ruth Brown  7 months ago

    Our rabbit would dash in front of me and I would always shout, “ No tripping Mama!”Our son’s rabbit would do the same, but time it to make contact. My son called it “insurance fraud,” because the rabbit would get some treat for the supposed injury

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    Kitty Katz  7 months ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Iggy: So, Your Majesty, we would like to accompany the crew of the Red Planet Spider on their voyage to Britannia. The Royal Procurers wish to go, as well as Adobe Style, and Sophititi.

    Queen Catshepsut the Golden Since you need someone proficient in metalworking, I would suggest also taking Iron Glove.

    Iron Glove: I’m your chipmunk.

    Thomios: Since we will be learning about how to make Double Down cheese, I would like to have Sue Chef go along as well.

    Queen Cat: Very well. For a gift to King Arturos and Queen we will bring gold and cheese. Elvis, do you have any scrolls we could send as well? After, they are the real treasure.

    Elvis-Anum: Yes, Your Majesty. I am proud to tell you my scribe apprentices have done a most satisfactory job on reintroducing many classic scrolls of humour and hints. They are very nearly ready to be elevated to full-fledged scribes.

    Queen Cat: Wonderful! There will be a lovely banquet in the near future.

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    scaeva Premium Member 7 months ago

    Felis obstructicus

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    bonita.eley  7 months ago

    Oh Elvis, Sweetie, – you should be ready to rejoyce at the arrival of cat food

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    Fennec! at the Disco  7 months ago

    And the bag of cat food she’s carrying, Elvis!

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    Susanna Premium Member 7 months ago

    Slightly OT: yesterday’s Pearls Before Swine was good it is about dogs, but applies to cats too.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago

    Laying in the doorway early in the morin

    He shoulda thought his plan through that’s for sure

    He didn’t know the woman wore stiletto heels

    The Cat got stabbed and there you are

    You got your

    Dead Cat in the middle of the floor

    Dead Cat in the middle of the floor

    Dead Cat in the middle of the floor

    Stinkin’ to high heaven

    Take a whiff on me, that ain’t no rose

    Open up the windows and hold your nose

    You don’t have to look and you don’t have to see

    ’Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

    You got your

    Dead Cat in the middle of the floor

    Dead Cat in the middle of the floor

    Dead Cat in the middle of the floor

    And it’s stinkin’ to high heaven

    Yeah you got your dead cat laying like a log

    If he’d only listened to reason and not been a hog

    Now he’s laying there all quiet and stiff

    That means more kibbles for the rest of us

    You got your

    Dead Cat in the middle of the floor

    Dead Cat in the middle of the floor

    Dead Cat in the middle of the floor

    Stinkin’ to high heaven

    C’mon stink

    You got it

    It’s dead, it’s in the middle

    Dead Cat in the middle

    Dead Cat in the middle of the road

    Stinkin’ to high heaven

    All over the floor, technicolor man

    Oh, you got pollution

    It’s dead, it’s in the middle

    And it’s stinkin’ to high, high heaven

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Smudge likes to guide me to the bathroom. I keep telling him to please get out of the way, and he looks at me like I have lost my mind. Imp follows me in and wants to sit on my lap while I am doing what needs to be done.

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    Kitty Katz  7 months ago

    From Rogers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella

    Ten minutes ago you left here

    I saw you go right out the door

    It’s well after eight, now how long must we wait

    Must we go hungry for evermore?

    Ten minutes ago I saw you

    And you told me the terrible news

    How long will we last?

    It is almost half past!

    And soon I will head for your shoes!

    It is almost lunch time thirty!

    And poor Ora Z is in a swoon!

    How could you ever do us so dirty?

    And now it is almost afternoon!

    On the floor by the door I’m lying

    And soon there will be a great din!

    You may slip, you may fall

    As you trip o’er us all

    From the door as you walk in!

    Now don’t ever run out of food again!

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    The Gun Doctor  7 months ago

    “Kitty land mines”.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 7 months ago

    My Siamese would poop in my shoes when he was mad at me.

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    GaryCooper  7 months ago

    Careful, Elvis. She might just decide not to open those cans for you.

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    Medtech4  7 months ago

    Sounds about right. Tripping their owners is a cat specialty.

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    Red Bird  7 months ago

    I don’t think that is a good idea. The Woman could get seriously hurt.

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    uncle snipe  7 months ago

    OT: The goodness of Chewy

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    Human tripping has to be one of Elvis’s most finely developed skills.

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    mepowell  7 months ago

    OT: Georgia posted: “She is very tiny, (and likely always will be!) Clocking in around six pounds, Ora Zella has grown into a beautiful young lady cat in real life. Fabulous, dignified, fearless and just a little crazy in the right moments, like all great women. This weekend a bee got into the house. Before I could stop her, she stunned them with an uppercut. I was able to get a cup over the bee and usher it safely outside. Only six pounds, but she pulls the weight of five cats. I’m so grateful to live with this tiny force of nature, Ora Zella is a delight!”

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    alcorn  7 months ago

    OT: Special Day

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    scaeva Premium Member 7 months ago

    Most of our cats learn fairly quickly NOT to do this. Even Skeezix seems to be starting to get the idea that it is a moving experience. When my moving ankle or shin encounters a cat, the cat gets moved, fairly gently but definitely. I simply scoop them up in the crook of my ankle. What I do have a problem with is not stepping on them when they are trying their best to get out of the way. I hate stepping on their paws, even when it’s mostly their fault. That’s when I’m likely to lose my balance, trying not to hurt them. (I had a bus run over my toes, once, so I have a lot of sympathy for them.)

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    Granny Roberta  7 months ago

    I had no idea Elvis was this vindictive. At least it’s a dignified vindictive!

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