That gag is very bearable. (Unlike this pun.)
Those seem like MASSIVE fake eyelashes!
yes, but did she use all of your Charmin?
Goldilocks, bear public enemy number one! She broke into a house, helped herself to food without permission and worst of all curled up in the softest, warmest bed in the house without asking!
Oh…for a second there, I thought Bleeb got crushed under Mama Bear’s foot. But I see he is hiding behind the headboard.
Maybe you need to find the neighborhood watch that’s justtttt right.
“Stop with the jokes! I’ve had enough of your Sealyness!”
She seems to have Corinthian eyes.
The watch program was probably run by Wee Willie Winky, running around in his night gown.
You know if the police show up, they’re gonna start shooting to wrong ones.
Goldilocks was a squatter? It will take years to get her out!
No Schlage Locks…
… you’ll get a Goldilocks!
If I keep pretending to be asleep, I may get out of this.
Then again, they did leave the house unlocked with freshly made porridge on the table. It was almost like an invitation to come in.
You forgot to lock your door.
On the bright side now they don’t have to order out for pizza.
And it appears that the neighbors ARE watching!
There is bearly any humor in this old joke?
Can’t we just eat her Dad?
Ha So blondes do have more fun.
Bears wearing clothes. LOL!
Bleeb was on watch, he saw everything.
Watch out Bleeb! She’s got a weapon under the pillow! Oh. Probably a spoon. Kid won’t even do dishes! :)
Everyone enjoys the bear necessities.
That’s what happens when you live in the Goldilocks zone
This never happens when Goldi locks the doors.
“Yeah, we saw a young lady go into your house. What of it? We thought it was Grubhub.”
Goldilocks, the most adorable of home invaders.
Oh well…when life gives you lemons!…….
Baby Bear: “I thought we were the Neighborhood Watch.”
That pillow looks juuust right
August 21, 2015
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 8 months ago
That gag is very bearable. (Unlike this pun.)
enigmamz 8 months ago
Those seem like MASSIVE fake eyelashes!
ronaldspence 8 months ago
yes, but did she use all of your Charmin?
Baarorso 8 months ago
Goldilocks, bear public enemy number one! She broke into a house, helped herself to food without permission and worst of all curled up in the softest, warmest bed in the house without asking!
blunebottle 8 months ago
Oh…for a second there, I thought Bleeb got crushed under Mama Bear’s foot. But I see he is hiding behind the headboard.
luca.debus creator 8 months ago
Maybe you need to find the neighborhood watch that’s justtttt right.
phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago
“Stop with the jokes! I’ve had enough of your Sealyness!”
The Orange Mailman 8 months ago
She seems to have Corinthian eyes.
joe piglet Premium Member 7 months ago
The watch program was probably run by Wee Willie Winky, running around in his night gown.
Znox11 7 months ago
You know if the police show up, they’re gonna start shooting to wrong ones.
wongo 7 months ago
Goldilocks was a squatter? It will take years to get her out!
Dobie Premium Member 7 months ago
No Schlage Locks…
… you’ll get a Goldilocks!
RobinHood 7 months ago
If I keep pretending to be asleep, I may get out of this.
Doug K 7 months ago
Then again, they did leave the house unlocked with freshly made porridge on the table. It was almost like an invitation to come in.
ladykat 7 months ago
You forgot to lock your door.
philwinn 7 months ago
On the bright side now they don’t have to order out for pizza.
jango 7 months ago
And it appears that the neighbors ARE watching!
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
There is bearly any humor in this old joke?
Spacetech 7 months ago
Can’t we just eat her Dad?
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
Ha So blondes do have more fun.
ericlscott creator 7 months ago
Bears wearing clothes. LOL!
cuzinron47 7 months ago
Bleeb was on watch, he saw everything.
Impkins Premium Member 7 months ago
Watch out Bleeb! She’s got a weapon under the pillow! Oh. Probably a spoon. Kid won’t even do dishes! :)
Buoy 7 months ago
Everyone enjoys the bear necessities.
Digital Frog 7 months ago
That’s what happens when you live in the Goldilocks zone
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
This never happens when Goldi locks the doors.
eb110americana 7 months ago
“Yeah, we saw a young lady go into your house. What of it? We thought it was Grubhub.”
norphos 7 months ago
Goldilocks, the most adorable of home invaders.
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
Oh well…when life gives you lemons!…….
mistercatworks 7 months ago
Baby Bear: “I thought we were the Neighborhood Watch.”
geese28 7 months ago
That pillow looks juuust right