Close to Home by John McPherson for April 19, 2024

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 8 months ago

    That gag is very bearable. (Unlike this pun.)

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    Those seem like MASSIVE fake eyelashes!

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    yes, but did she use all of your Charmin?

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    Baarorso  8 months ago

    Goldilocks, bear public enemy number one! She broke into a house, helped herself to food without permission and worst of all curled up in the softest, warmest bed in the house without asking!

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    Oh…for a second there, I thought Bleeb got crushed under Mama Bear’s foot. But I see he is hiding behind the headboard.

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    luca.debus creator 8 months ago

    Maybe you need to find the neighborhood watch that’s justtttt right.

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    phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago

    “Stop with the jokes! I’ve had enough of your Sealyness!”

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    The Orange Mailman  8 months ago

    She seems to have Corinthian eyes.

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    joe piglet Premium Member 7 months ago

    The watch program was probably run by Wee Willie Winky, running around in his night gown.

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    Znox11  7 months ago

    You know if the police show up, they’re gonna start shooting to wrong ones.

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    wongo  7 months ago

    Goldilocks was a squatter? It will take years to get her out!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 7 months ago

    No Schlage Locks…

    … you’ll get a Goldilocks!

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    RobinHood  7 months ago

    If I keep pretending to be asleep, I may get out of this.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Then again, they did leave the house unlocked with freshly made porridge on the table. It was almost like an invitation to come in.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    You forgot to lock your door.

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    philwinn  7 months ago

    On the bright side now they don’t have to order out for pizza.

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    jango  7 months ago

    And it appears that the neighbors ARE watching!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago

    There is bearly any humor in this old joke?

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    Spacetech  7 months ago

    Can’t we just eat her Dad?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Ha So blondes do have more fun.

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    ericlscott creator 7 months ago

    Bears wearing clothes. LOL!

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Bleeb was on watch, he saw everything.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Watch out Bleeb! She’s got a weapon under the pillow! Oh. Probably a spoon. Kid won’t even do dishes! :)

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    Buoy  7 months ago

    Everyone enjoys the bear necessities.

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    Digital Frog  7 months ago

    That’s what happens when you live in the Goldilocks zone

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    This never happens when Goldi locks the doors.

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    eb110americana  7 months ago

    “Yeah, we saw a young lady go into your house. What of it? We thought it was Grubhub.”

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    norphos  7 months ago

    Goldilocks, the most adorable of home invaders.

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    wildlandwaters  7 months ago

    Oh well…when life gives you lemons!…….

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Baby Bear: “I thought we were the Neighborhood Watch.”

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    geese28  7 months ago

    That pillow looks juuust right

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