Herman by Jim Unger for April 20, 2024

Yeah, they’re out of this world.

Jar jar?

Does he have 200 years of experience?

That’s the best alien.

“Debbie, please call the exterminator back again. We still have an insect problem in the Transporter.

Graduated from Lunar Tech?

Is that a Jakovasaur?

Question – is he good with meeting customers or does he ingest them, hit’em with the ray, or just take their blood?

A Dr Seuss character

“We’ve been looking for a gangrenous duck for ages! Welcome aboard!”

So good that he doesn’t even need a tie.

Ultimate dei hire!

have checked his nationality box on the application as – ALIEN

Qualified for what?

“We’ll partner him with the GEICO Gecko.”

He’s here to serve mankind

Sometimes the best qualifications are not enough, even when they say they are looking for “green” experience.

I’d say he’s over qualified.

They must not be worried that, when it comes to experience, he’s a bit green.