B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 18, 2024

We’re gonna need a bigger can of bug spray

Just fire. Insurance will understand.

Ah, the dreaded ‘foof’ spider.

That’s what I was afraid of.

I can’t imagine hearing a spider breath….that’d just be creepy!

Let the friggin huge spider pay the rent. I’m moving.

Perhaps its time to move caves ?

That one didn’t crawl up any water spout !

It only applies to spiders who are not almost the size of Shelob.

Quick, everyone search for “larry australian house spider pet”.

The biggest huntsman I’ve evicted was about palm sized, the biggest redbacks I’ve exterminated were about 1/2" body size.

RUN!!!

Is it possible to train spiders?

Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?

It’s called Shallot’s Web.

Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.

He uses his Spider Census.

What’s harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?

Ten ants.

Now looks here sipdey, with great size comes great websponsibility.

Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!

Peter Porker

Well she web designer. Checks out her big website. www dot megonnaeatsyou dot com

I just tried on my Spider-Man pants for a costume party.

They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck!

What did the bird do when it found a spider?

It tweeted out the location of the website.

I knew we should have brought thread and a straight pin.

My friends son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So they took him to the doctor who gave them the bad news:

Their son was trapped in the spider-verse.

I would search on the web for that one……

This must have been drawn in Australia.

Goliant or Ungoliant?

Treat them with respect, leave their webs alone, and keep your distance and they’ll probably not go after you.

Nope! Just nope! Time to set the cave on fire and flee.

Uh, Spiders don’t “breath” as they lack lungs.

ready to vomit unlight?

I was not aware that the presence of big spiders made ladies breasts rise and enlarge.

It’s good to know Shelob got work after The Lord of the Rings, unemployed giant spiders are So hard to live with.

Spiders? They are not afraid of you.

Yikes! Burn the cave out!

Eeek!

“We barely escaped with our lives – it was a spiracle we heard it breathing!”

The Fat Broad Sat on log,

Eating her brontosaurus leg,

Along came a spider

And looked down upon her,

And the Fat Broad pounded the spider into a pulp with her club.

Moral of the story kiddies, is never underestimate the power of the Fad Broad and her club.

“♫ I don’t like spiders and snakes…♫”

So, did Athena visit?

Help me … help me … eeeeeee….

Quick Henry, the Flit

I had one about that size hanging directly over my bed on the ceiling. ‘Round here they call them ’Wood Spiders.’ This one was too big for a small Dixie cup. Glad I saw it before I went to sleep!

That is NOT the !Itsy Bitsy Spider!!!!!!

Found the Oreo spider for Impkins, and they kept it!

Very nicely drawn spider legs…