Herman by Jim Unger for April 25, 2024

Imprinted in reverse on her lower back!

From the look of the damage, I would say you should find the care right where it hit her.

The driver of the car is probably entitled to damages.

That’s all behind her.

“No, but I’d recognize that laugh if I heard it again….”

The bumper is caught in her bum-per.

She got the number and the plate and the bumper.

Probably got the engine and frame numbers too. She’s definitely a piece of the rock.

Right here next to my heart…

Rear end collision.

Somewhere there’s a guy staggering around in a daze, his fingers clamped onto a steering wheel, muttering, “Did anybody get the number on that bus?”

A friend of mine used to be an auxiliary cop. One night he was called to a hit-skip accident where a car had hit a utility pole guy wire. When the car drove off the front license plate got caught on the wire. My friend went to the driver’s house, where the driver denied having been driving that night — until my friend showed him his license plate.

Since you asked, she can be accommodating.

“License plate? Sure. It’s right next to the bull horn marks I got when I was in Spain”

Isn’t that a tag on the bumper she’s wearing?

Her husband always wanted a wife with a “tramp stamp”.

“Nope, but I got the creep that was driving it.”

I think I know where the car is.

She says “Search me!”.

Yes, as a permanent tattoo.