The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 02, 2024

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    oldpine52  7 months ago

    You won’t like the cookies that they toss.

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    SHIVA  7 months ago

    Just a figure of speech, Cookie!!!

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    If the Cookie Monster tosses cookies, it will be both literal and figurative.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 7 months ago

    Cookie Monster might want to become Veggie Monster after this experience.

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    ChristineFoxdale  7 months ago

    You might not want them, CM – they’ve already been used.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    From chocolate chip to chocolate toss in one easy ride.

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    gammaguy  7 months ago

    But they’re not strictly necessary cookies. They’re probably not even legitimate.

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    jessebob42  7 months ago

    Poor old Cookie Monster is in for some major disappointment. >:’-(

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    A little mis understanding, C.M.!

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    Maybe someone will hack up Sesame Seeds?!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago

    Some may call for Ralph on the big white phone

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    MichiganMitten  7 months ago

    Ew.

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    bikamper  7 months ago

    Ewww!

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    jdthird  7 months ago

    This ride would be more up Big Bird’s alley…

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    These are not the cookies you want.

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    Munch  7 months ago

    Barfie Monster.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    Once they go up, Chuck and Ralph will toss ’em down.

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    wconer  7 months ago

    GROSS !!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago

    I toss out my cookies when I clear the web browser, every time!

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    khcm1157  7 months ago

    Wait at the ride Exit CM.

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    You might be tossing yours, Cookie Monster!

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    There’s a new janitor in town.

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    Lablubber   7 months ago

    Those ain’t chocolate chips.

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    Rick Smith Premium Member 7 months ago

    Get ‘em while they’re warm.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 7 months ago

    “Me so disappointed… and disgusted.”

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    Chalres  7 months ago

    Cookies are a sometimes food.

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    ehs2  7 months ago

    Open wide…

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    NCGalFromNJ  7 months ago

    I always loved the Cookie Monster.

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    Chris Sherlock  7 months ago

    I don’t think you’ll want ’em, but you do you.

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    paullp Premium Member 7 months ago

    If anyone there explains to Cookie Monster exactly what that expression means, I’m sure he’ll be quite upset at the way this figure of speech maligns cookies.

    In other news, this reminded me of a perfect storm, a situation from many years ago. I was in my friend’s minivan with our wives, coming back from some event. His wife had a loosely covered tray of cookies on her lap. My friend, driving a little too fast, hit a bump and we all went flying, just a little, as did the cookies.

    Of course I could not resist saying to my friend, “Tom, you realize you just made your wife toss her cookies.”

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