Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 07, 2024

She wants you to lick her feet, also! Yuck!

I’ll say this for Rick and Jerry, they had some balls to put this on the internet, considering the internet is where all the weird people and gross jokes are. And now we watch the comments turn into chaos.

So, you thought you were going to get back to sleep, huh?

She wants a rubber for her foot.

The agony of de feet.

Gross!

He’ll have no trouble rubbing her foot with that nose.

You promised, Darryl!

Wanda, where do we keep the nose plugs?

And don’t forget the Gold Bond!

Some strong scented lotion.

Put a sock on it!

Of course if he massages it the right way, it might very well lead to something a bit more stimulating for both.

HONK! .. best use for that nose yet.

Maybe that’ll teach you to skirt your responsibility!

Only four toes?

Now this is getting kinky! But, I have never tried foot to nosing before… hmmm….

The “Four Toed Mutant”!

Wash her foot and suck on her toe. You might just get something started that will be worth the loss of sleep.

My husband found out very early in our marriage that I HATE having my feet touched. We were sitting on the couch when he picked up my foot to give me a foot massage. I’m glad to say the bruise where I kicked him faded quickly. (I’ve done the same to doctors who refuse to listen to me when I say “Just TELL me where to put my foot!”)

Hey, Darryl, some people would actually pay to do that.

I gladly rub my girlfriends feet because it makes her feel good.

Hilarious! haha

You agreed to it Darryl, start rubbing.

Odor eaters spray down.

Let me go get the hot soap and water first.

Time to ante up.

I never do that to my husband, he had a hard working job and I never asked him to help.

My ex husband never gave foot rubs, he thought it was too gross, but he gave great shoulder and back rubs.

yuk