Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 12, 2024

Eau d’ “arrogance”.

Have you got that as a roll on?

Neither one knows what it smells like.

Right next to the Old Spice….

It’s probably Aquanet.

each can has a different scent…

‘’If it smells like it, if it looks like it, and if it taste like it, it probably is. I’m just glad I didn’t step in it.’’ ……Oh, my bad, I thought we were talking about dogs@x%.

I say that when I pass some one smoking a joint

Its probably just relabeled Glade

I can’t afford it.

Naah. It just placebo. Me no want.

Anything for a “buck”!!!!!!

‘Handle me with care…’ RIP George and Roy.

Hmmm! Smells suspiciously like Paco Rabanne!

…and each comes with a free can of "tan in a can’.

I don’t have a sweet tooth. I prefer the salty smell of success.

Y’know, people are so gullible, this might actually just work!

Hurry. Buy 2 and get a 3rd one free. Just pay a small separate handling fee. Sign up for our rewards program and get more exciting offers. :)

He’s trying to nozzle him in the right direction.

Smell of success, just not you success.

I’ll take four. Can I pay in installments?

“In the swift, cynical Sweet Smell of Success, directed by Alexander Mackendrick, Burt Lancaster stars as the vicious Broadway gossip columnist J. J. Hunsecker, and Tony Curtis as Sidney Falco, the unprincipled press agent Hunsecker ropes into smearing the up-and-coming jazz musician romancing his beloved sister. Featuring deliciously unsavory dialogue, in an acid, brilliantly structured script by Clifford Odets and Ernest Lehman, and noirish neon cityscapes from Oscar-winning cinematographer James Wong Howe, Sweet Smell of Success is a cracklingly cruel dispatch from the kill-or-be-killed wilds of 1950s Manhattan” (Criterion).

I’m reminded of “The Traveling Wilburys.”

How about a suite smell?

Aroma captured a few hours after drinking half a bottle of Philips Milk of Magnesia.

Great gag. Now where can we order it?