Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 18, 2024

How do they get the rooster’s feathers so red? Henna.

Go to Octoberfest Zincinnati (Cincinnati) They try to break the record for the most people doing the chicken dance every year.

It’s the Elaine, isn’t it.

Why did the person cross the road?

Buck and wing on a Saturday night. Those were the days.

Because we’re drunk and think everybody else dancing looks funnier than we look.

I’m very disappointed. Went to a wedding last week, and they didn’t do the chicken dance even once. The person dances weren’t anything to write home about, either.

Space aliens observing earth have been ‘corn-fused’ by the Chicken Dance and the accordian.

Be glad it’s not the turkey trot!

Time for some fowl play, naturally.

Does she realize that roosters have harems?

Someone else’s story. Couple getting married are both musicians with very particular tastes in music. They don’t want boring wedding music so they give the DJ a play list of songs they really like. Half hour into the reception they see that no one is dancing or having a good time. They tell the DJ to ditch their list and play what she thinks the crowd wil want. She starts with the “Hokey Pokey” and everyone starts having fun.

How awkward. All the guests wear the same outfit as the bride.

Revenge?

The rooster’s already cocked.

I’d like to know what they consider ‘human dance’ music

I’ve never been to a wedding where they did the “chicken dance”. It’s one of my life goals. :)

Never done the chicken dance. Never attended a wedding where that atrocity was done.

at a wedding in our extended family recently, the bridezilla said “no chicken dance!!” at the reception. And you know what happened anyway… I only wish I was there to see her reaction! Lolol!!!