Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 21, 2024

He’s your ear bud.

It looks like the dog is doing inappropriate things to his ear.

Or are you its emotional support human?

Doubles as a goiter….

So true. Small yapper near us has separation anxiety and barks endlessly. Evidently was from a puppy mill where all the dogs ended up like that.

Look more like facial support doggie.

The dog is the ‘Facehugger’ breed.

…not to mention half an ear mutt.

Strong legs it has this emotional support dog. But it looks very supportive. Like it much.

If your dog puts his ear against yours, he can hear the ocean. Just sayin.

Ummm, you got a little sump’n on the side of your face…

… no, the other side.

I hate “leg dogs” but they’re better than “ear dogs”.

I consider my cats to be my emotional support animals.

Ah yes, the West Chester Ear Humper. A breed once thought to be extinct.

I need a financial support animal. You know, like a cat that stars in commercials or something.

Hey, listen, as long as they’re both happy…

He’s really just a hanger-on. :)

Ladies … “Man’s” best friend.

Ralph is a sarcasm support squirrel.

One of those cheeky little breeds.

“I’m going to the vet to get this human removed from my belly.”

Yet another “kind of” hearing aid …!

I’d be emotional to if a dog was doing that to my head!

I once had a cat on top of my head. It was trying to escape our dog. Not a pleasant experience.

Love her expression.

It looks like your “support” dog is overly emotional.

A Face Hugger. Wonder if the offspring will burst out from inside his chest soon.

Ralph is thinking an emotional support squirrel might have been just as good.