Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 16, 2024

Why is that unicorn singing at all?

It’s actually better than the first song. Phoebe doesn’t know how to haggle, but is good at it anyway.

The unicorn language is a one word tonal language that uses pitch and intonation to convey meaning.

This is why you always make sure someone can pay you before a comission and that you can afford one.

Where is she supposed to get moon emeralds anyway?!

I guess if you were there you would need a Unicornian translator!

some one needs to get the correct currency or a lot of hay

It’s really on the unicorns they should put their prices upfront.

Neigh it ain’t so!

Ignore the neigh-sayers, er singers, Phoebe!

Being such a cheapskate cost Phoebe all of the upper-case "I"s in her song.

BLUE FERNY

Are “moon emeralds” like the fake currency you buy in theme parks?

I’d like to see these “moon emeralds”.

The better question is, why didn’t you give Phoebe any rainbow gems or whatever to buy some unicon garbage souvenirs in the first place?

Question, why unicorns need moon emeralds?

Free samples, anyone?

You’re so neigh, You prob’ly think this song is about you, You’re so neigh, I bet you think this song is about you, don’t you? Don’t you?

Fighting goblins by moonlight, Carrying humans by daylight, Always looking for some hay to bite, she is the called Sailor Neigh!

How about moonstones instead?

Sometimes it’s nice not to understand Unicornish.

Phoebe should use that as ringtone.

I have a sneaking feeling … call it a hunch … that unicorns in general may be a little self-involved. Just sayin’.

“What is a mood emerald? Can you show me one, please?”