Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 25, 2024

You get the love, I get the money.

I don’t care too much for money. Money can’t buy me love.

“Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe …”

What kind of wizardry moved the Kingdom of ID from horse drawn carts, to its minstrels riding in rubber tired, fossil fueled tour buses?

And it’s lip-synched!

Money changes everything

He forgot, “I’d swim with just some water wings and my guitar.I can leave the wings but I’ll need the guitar.”

Whaat? Tour bus in ancient Id?

Gotta have my plain doodads though

Guitar Bob’s multi generational great grandfather.

♫♪

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done

Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung

Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game

It’s easy

♪♫

Where did the modern buses come from?

Money can’t buy happiness… But it can sure make misery more enjoyable!

Singing out of both sides of his mouth!!!!!

Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

He’ll be going home now to beat up his manager for booking him into Id.

Now if he could just get his picture on the cover of The Rolling Stone.

So which one is it? Love, air, or your guitar?

Money…It’s a gas…

What is suppose to b entertaining about this comic?

Time to go in the tour bus and make sure all the red M&M’s were taken out.

A limo and a Learjet will do…

I don’t need nothin’, just my air guitar …

and the smog you can slice.

Neal Young where did you get those shoes?

I believe the point is hypocrisy. He wants clean air but rides a bus. Like “climate activists” who ride jets to their protest events.

Reminds me of Billy Flynn in Chicago. “All I Care About Is Love”. Richard Gere did a great version in the movie.

another politician?

He needs a manager that doesn’t schedule back to back performances with 18 hour transits between venues. What is wrong with skipping an occasional day and sleeping in a hotel?

Money can’t buy you happiness but, it can buy you a jet ski. I have never seen anyone on a jet ski unhappy.

I always wondered if John Lennon wrote “Imagine” at his country estate or his New York penthouse.

Money won’t buy happiness but it will buy bacon. And bacon makes me happy.

We use money because it’s easier than carrying chickens to trade.

Look up Al Capp’s character folk singer “Joanie Phoanie”.

“Guitars, Cadillacs, and hillbilly music ‘s the only thing that keeps me hanging on.” – Dwight Yoakam

The fink took the words seriously. Now look for livelihood, fella.

Buses are for small timers. The big stars send crews on busses and fly into town, delivered to the concert by limo! I’ve seen it many times…