Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 24, 2024

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    TStyle78  7 months ago

    Couldn’t you just use the camera to do that?

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    Coopersdad  7 months ago

    It drives me crazy that so many people are like that!

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    SHIVA  7 months ago

    Hey, that app could be what we’re all looking for!!!!!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 7 months ago

    It’s like a Doppler Radar!

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    Morriss H.  7 months ago

    I haven’t seen that in years, there’s only one other guy with a phone!

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    Zykoic  7 months ago

    We need an APP for that!

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    There outta be a law.

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    MayCauseBurns  7 months ago

    PUT THE PHONE DOWN.

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    Differentname  7 months ago

    The nest big thing will be a totally immersive mobile VR environment. Slip on the helmet and walk outside. Instead of the actual world you’ll get the fantasy of your choice. Your obnoxious neighbor is now a freindly gnome, and the bus is a flying carpet.

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    Kornfield Kounty  7 months ago

    Look out, look out, look out … ’ll never forget him, the leader of the pack. (The Shangri-Las)

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    That is app to work!

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    scote1379 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Look up , Look up , Reality is out there and if you do t Look up Reality will run right over you !

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    MRBLUESKY529  7 months ago

    Like a periscope?

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    Darryl Heine  7 months ago

    No zombies?

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    kv450  7 months ago

    How/why the world is in a hand basket.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Marketing: The popularity of the new and unnecessary!

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    MRC112  7 months ago

    There actually was an app like that. It used the front camera to provide a small in screen image so you could see what was in front of you while looking at your mobile. Not sure if it still exists as I can’t remember the name.

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member 7 months ago

    …sponsored by Chiropractors R Us!

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    EMGULS79  7 months ago

    It’s designed specifically for introverts. Notice someone up ahead who’s a Chatty Cathy and you don’t have time to kill a half an hour listening to an (ailing) Organ Recital? Use the Avoidomatic App to make it look like you were so engrossed with your phone that you honestly never saw them.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  7 months ago

    He has techie-neck syndrome.

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 7 months ago

    The walking trail close to my house is filled with these folks.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    Ironically, the app was made possible through crowdfunding.

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    WRONGNAME  7 months ago

    Waiting for the app that tells you when to inhale and exhale. (Sarcasm)

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 7 months ago

    And there are those who look down at their phones while riding electric bikes. Oblivious.

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    sjlowens  7 months ago

    I need a cell phone holder for my bike with that app looking for other bike riders with their head in their phone.

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    the lost wizard  7 months ago

    At the mall yesterday, I just stood there and a young lady walked directly into me, She then looked at me like it was all my fault. :)

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    lnrokr55  7 months ago

    Wow, I keep saying this. Stupid is as Stupid does !

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Objects may be closer than they appear-smack!

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    MichiganMitten  7 months ago

    The phone periscope.

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    wordsmeet  7 months ago

    Put it another way, it’s like Resident Evil’s Alice zombie detector.

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