Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 12, 2024

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    MichaelAxelFleming  5 months ago

    “Alice’s Gourmet? Send me an order of rabbit hole.”

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    Firebat  5 months ago

    Easy come, easy go…

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    snsurone76  5 months ago

    Only difference is—instead of losing her head, JJ will lose her mind when she finds out there’s no grant. Or that her worthless BF spent it all on himself! Or she’s hit with a lawsuit for back child support! Or…

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    SHIVA  5 months ago

    By the looks of things, she’s already lowered herself to his level!!!!

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    erick.robinson  5 months ago

    Can’t remember how this finishes… but liked the idea of it turning out the award is in the form of a donation to the charity of your choice

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    BrianMorris  5 months ago

    “When a true genius appears in the world, you may know [them] by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against [them].”

    Whoop it up, JJ. Youth’s a stuff will not endure…..

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  5 months ago

    Turns out you can’t get anything you want at Alice’s Gourmet.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    She won’t be getting any cake, somebody else can eat that

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    SKJAM! Premium Member 5 months ago

    For Marie Antoinette fans, may I recommend the classic manga series The Rose of Versailles, at last available in English translation in hardback.

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    eced52  5 months ago

    I preferred Alice’s Restaurant.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 5 months ago

    Money makes you more of who you are

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    rheddmobile  5 months ago

    And I guess the grant money didn’t last long.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Well, there goes your grant.

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    pabsfx-comics  5 months ago

    “That will be an 8 cents per seed surcharge. " Note: An average kiwi has ~ 500-2000 seeds.

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    GaryCooper  5 months ago

    Yep, JJ is finding for a fall.

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    Will_Scarlet  5 months ago

    I still can’t fathom why Trudeau decided to totally change JJ’s character and make her so irredeemably horrible.

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    fourteenpeeves  5 months ago

    They sent the wrong kind of mustard.20 lashes with a wet paintbrush

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    Gotta be a hook comin’ … like this cheque was a gag?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    rapid redistribution of wealth

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    sobrown51  5 months ago

    They should rename the award if the people they give it to are idiots.

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    RonaldByrd  5 months ago

    So much hostility toward people who literally do not exist. Weird…

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    Kabana_Bhoy  5 months ago

    She better spend it all before Zeke gets his hands on it!

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    jrankin1959  5 months ago

    Wait a minute – are you that nutjob who wore a pumpkin on her head while singing “Papa Don’t Preach?” some years back?

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    FireAnt_Hater  5 months ago

    I’m thinking the grant money ain’t gonna make it there…

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    Eric S   5 months ago

    Any guillotines nearby?

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    lnrokr55  5 months ago

    Ah yes, and so the adventures of the 2 least likable characters on Doonesbury continue, kinda painful to watch. Glad I didn’t catch this thread the 1st time around 24 years ago.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m guessing this won’t end well…

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    So … how long before she goes broke?

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    Mark DeMist Premium Member 5 months ago

    The money will be gone within the month.

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    kaffekup   5 months ago

    Nothing for Zeke? Not even a case of imported beer?

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    cracker65  5 months ago

    In the south they have a racial saying for the way she’s behaving. They call it acting N rich.

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    cherns Premium Member 5 months ago

    Because Sundays are reserved for new stuff, we likely won’t see here the identity of the mysterious benefactor who nominated JJ for the grant. Try July 08, 2001.

    (We don’t suppose that the grant has anything to do with MacArthur, Uncle Duke’s assistant in American Samoa?)

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    Sometimes it’s easier to drop a customer than cater to them.

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    HodgeElmwood  5 months ago

    Is the money actually in her bank account yet??

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