Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 20, 2024

Well, at least she has that part of her preparation process in mind!

Don’t overdo it, Marigold. Neigh saying takes a lot out of you.

Imagine that everyone in the audience has a bent horn.

Is Phoebe… wearing a watch?

When in danger or in doubt … run in circles, scream and shout!

Uh-Oh! ‘Clop Clop’ means something else in the world of Bronies……

(Probably best not to look it up in the Urban Dictionary….)

Get Phoebe to point out all the things about each of them to laugh at. She’s good at that.

It’s always good to schedule one’s panics. They get the creative juices flowing.

Running around in panic is an important part of any plan. Neighing is optional.

I can picture that “neigh,neigh,neigh!”!

nEigH NeiGh NEigH

Just trying a little variation.

I wonder if those clops are from unicorns hitting the ground with their hooves, or they can clap as if were ponies from MLP 4 gen.

Just in case you forget, kiddies: “When in panic or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!”

What if that unicorn that took Marigold’s speech will actually credit her for the speech?

You could modify your original speech so it builds on the same theme as the previous presenter.

Unicorns are self-centred stupids, right? Just steal a speech from a popular TV show; they’ll never know.

Again, rich? How many times are you going to try to get “featured comment” with an obvious troll like the above? Especially after you posted the exact same thing yesterday and failed to elicit any responses. You know what they say about the definition of insanity…