Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 08, 2024

Yeah, they put him on the Witless Stand.

They ought to make sure Sideshow Bob has an alibi before convicting Bobo.

anyone know where Be This Guy is?

“If it doesn’t fit, you must… oh, never mind.”

Reminds me of an old “Tales of Wells Fargo” episode where Jim Hardy used a footprint found in the mud outside a robbery site to prove the barefoot itinerant wrestler (who had been accused of the robbery) was innocent. The wrestler was asked to fit his foot into the mud impression, and because his foot was far too large to fit it was clear he was innocent.

I thought it was a snowshoe at first before I saw the clown

Obviously a witch hunt and lawfare. Totally unfair to the greatest clown the world has ever seen.

Bobo’s safe. It’s all a circus anyway.

That’s how they caught Sideshow Bob

He did it alone – he was the sole perpetrator

Reminds me of a recent news run about a trial in a big city somewhere. H-m-m-m I wonder if it’s . . .? Nah. That’s the one about another clown.

Bobo has been charged with murder. He killed the sense of humor of everyone who saw him perform.

Counsel for the defense: “I draw attention curbside where there is a little car filled with a dozen OTHER suspect perpetrators.”

I wonder what the crime was? Does it involve a cream pie or seltzer bottle?

The defense attorney rose with an objection, “Your Honor, any clown could have been wearing that shoe.”

The Simpsons did it first!!

Sideshow Bob robs the Kwik-E Mart disguised as Krusty the Klown, but Bart notices that Bob has huge feet and Krusty’s feet are actually tiny.

Season 1, Episode 12

Where’s the defense attorney? That table is vacant.

It was my cousin, Bigfoot, who did it! Just find him and ask him!

All clowns should be in prison. Scary and gross.

Sideshow Bob forgot that Krusty’s actual feet were small…

To be fair, they have to question all the scuba divers in the area

ruh ro!

ALLEGED perpetrator.

AHA! Another obvious criminal caught!

The judge has heard those sayings about the size of a man’s foot. She’ll be seeing him in chambers.

In Florida one of the judges might want to borrow Bobo’s work outfit for herself

The first comic of the day to make me laugh out loud!

Would have been cute if he’d been wearing those “Trump” sneakers.

So exacly what is being measured in that “photo”?

This is what happens when one clowns around in court.

Looks like a portrait of Horace Rumpole on the wall.

I think we’ve all done that – for those of us who found ourselves in court, anyway. Suit and tie, please, lads … most jurors wouldn’t know what to make of that!

Sideshow Bob says hi.