Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 22, 2024

I thought that was a small country in Europe…..

No worms for you cosmo!

Unfortunately Cosmo has used up all his sick days through to 2055.

A garbage can being used as a computer desk, while smoking a cheap stogie…

Dysania, datania, what’s the difference?

Cosmo, be advised, Shoe’s laptop is on. And Google is nearby.

If you say you have dysania while you’re sitting in your wheeled reclining office chair, you don’t have dysania.

When the Dutch medical association declared homosexualism a disease, people started calling in saying they were too gay to work.

I believe it’s contagious!

It’s so rare that people don’t know what to call it.

Turn over, pull the covers up, and go back to sleep.

Shoe’s desk is a garbage can??… Lol!!

Such a good word to know!

Dysania ordinary malady.

Since they have gone to the trouble to give this condition a name I guess I am not the only one who suffers from it. Amount of sleep doesn’t matter. I can get four hours sleep or ten hours sleep, I still don’t want to get out of bed.

ooh… I’ve got to remember that!

I have the cure, buddy. Get your butt into work of you’re fired.

He didn’t buy that for a second.

• Go ahead Shoe, ask him what that is

A guy I worked for once told me that one day, when he really was sick, his boss pressed him for details. He offered to send the boss physical evidence as proof of his illness. That ended the conversation quickly.