Pluggers by Rick McKee for June 03, 2024

Ok. So maybe the answer to all my problems ’twernt at the bottom of this pint of ice cream, but the important thing is I tried!

Or didn’t care.

Four?

There is?

And a six pack has ….. 6 Beers ;-)

Today, a plugger is someone who thinks there are only 4 servings in a one gallon pail of ice cream.

Four servings for a baby maybe? There isn’t four for any grown person. That’s a single serving container.

there are!

Wrong!!!!

Ew, “Monkey Chunks”? Might be delicious, but what a name!

4 pints of ice cream are 1 serving.

Eh one bag or box means one serving.

I ate a pint of ice cream once, about 30 years ago.

Four servings = Me, Myself, I, and One for the road.

Never heard such nonsense.. those are single serve containers, you can tell because you can’t reseal the container. Once opened the best before date converts to “now” and a plugger knows not to waste food.

There are?

Pluggers also don’t know a serving of cereal is 1/2 cup, some are 1/4 cup.

That’s just so that the per-serving figures on the nutrition facts label look better.

I thought it was 2 servings

…and all this time I thought they were single serving containers!…(that might explain the spare tire I’ve been workin’ on…)

there are????

52 inch belt, 300+ glucose level, 180/100 BP, ED, and other obesity related conditions. Are all the adult male pluggers in this strip such failures?

Chunky blueberry with pecans.

Seriously? Are you you sure?

Who buys pints of ice cream? We buy the gallon pails at Walmart – and get that nice plastic pail also.

This is a recycle of a previous Plugger that stated “A Plugger knows there is only one serving in a bag of potato chips, no matter the size of the bag”, to which I heartily agree.