Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 05, 2024

Maybe you should watch your back.

She’s doing a courtroom sketch.

“Oh, I thought that was Faux Spews we were watching…”

See today’s Blondie for the accurate description of tv watching. It’s right on the mark.

Just remember, it’s always the spouse

Uhm, my wife watches a LOT of true crime stuff. Should I be worried?

When I was in the military, I gave my wife full power of attorney.

The lawyer advised me that she could sell my car, sell the house, take out a big loan, wipe out my bank account …

I told him, “She could also kill me in my sleep.” Given how loudly I snore, just about any jury would acquit her.

Yep.

How to dispose of your spouse’s body?

American murder mysteries have crude bludgeoning and shooting. British mysteries also include the mystery of how they did it. Be wary if a significant other is taking notes on the British mysteries.

She’s taking notes – she’s a republican …

Jim Gaffigan’s got a good sketch about this!

Just writing a ransom note.