That’s the big advantage of living alone. When you do put on some pounds there’s not any snide remarks about it from anyone you know. Instead, with the weight, you can take it (off) or leave it (on).
Do-gooders try to teach old folks new tricks so they can look better or live longer. I say once you’re up there, just enjoy yourself, cause it ain’t going to last long.
Coinman 30 days ago
Try telling Opal she looks like she is putting on weight and see how many days in the dog house that will cost you.
C 30 days ago
Just following your lead, dear
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 30 days ago
Tell Opal that and you’ll end up on a diet!
iggyman 30 days ago
Weight’s fine, just a little short for it!
jasonsnakelover 30 days ago
One time I weighed 193 pounds.
Doug K 30 days ago
I’m just holding onto these (extra) pounds for someone else.
baraktorvan 30 days ago
Me at 192 would be me looking 23 more pounds to do on my journy to 170 by September.
Algolei I 30 days ago
“Do these pants make me look fat?”
“No, but your butt does.”
Dirty Dragon 30 days ago
My doctor showed me a chart that tells you your ideal weight.
I asked him what he planned to do to stretch me eight inches taller.
sergioandrade Premium Member 30 days ago
I was 196 lbs. a while ago, but that was after getting Covid.
miztrniceguy 30 days ago
I’m not overweight, I’m undertall
flemmingo 30 days ago
I’ll take 192 pounds right now!
gsps4me 30 days ago
I just want to know where his tie went from the first frame to the last.You don’t need to stand in front of a mirror to take it off.
pathfinder 30 days ago
I’ll be 82 this year and I weigh 195 @ 6’2". My doctor tells me I’m in fine shape for the shape I’m in.
tremaine53 30 days ago
“I’ve got you beat by three pounds, Opal! Outta my way while I do my victory dance!”
Frank Salem Premium Member 30 days ago
Clever.
WhatTha? 30 days ago
I read it as “ for a man of my height” and i’m thinking, yeah thats right, whats the joke here – OH, i get it.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 30 days ago
How tall is he?
Gen.Flashman 29 days ago
Opal looks like she is taller than Earl in the 3rd / 4th panels.
ANIMAL 29 days ago
GOOD ANSWER
assrdood 29 days ago
I was born short.
razzledazzle295 29 days ago
I think 192 is okay.
Barnabus Blackoak 29 days ago
I wish I weighed 192 pounds
silberdistel 29 days ago
How much would that be in kg? The searching machine provides me with 0,087 kg.
ladykat 29 days ago
Time for new pants, Earl. Those do look a little snug.
JudithStocker Premium Member 29 days ago
That’s the big advantage of living alone. When you do put on some pounds there’s not any snide remarks about it from anyone you know. Instead, with the weight, you can take it (off) or leave it (on).
w16521 29 days ago
Typical double standards. If Earl were to ask Opal if she is putting on weight, she would clobber him.
zeexenon 29 days ago
Oh gosh, same as me stark naked.
whelan_jj 29 days ago
My wife asked if I was losing weight since I was having trouble keeping my pants up. The problem is that I’ve lost my waist.
reedkomicks Premium Member 29 days ago
I’m the number 300 like clicker. This satisfies my OCD, for about 3 seconds…
elgrecousa Premium Member 29 days ago
Do-gooders try to teach old folks new tricks so they can look better or live longer. I say once you’re up there, just enjoy yourself, cause it ain’t going to last long.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 29 days ago
I’m in good shape for the shape I’m in.
(a blob is a shape, isn’t it?)
daleandkristen 29 days ago
Loading Dock …. Chesney awaits you, Earl.