Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 25, 2024

Death comes to us all, sooner or later.

Death’s too good for them after that crack.

rather harsh?

The Death sentence for a butt crack? Wait’ll the plumbers union hears about this!

I’m a bit confused. Are the three in front the miscreants, or the exemplars?

The tonsures of the three apparently on trial mark them as monks. So, as ascetic and devout souls, they would welcome death. Right?

Herein lies the decree from His Majesty, Presence of Glob upon this Realm, Minister of Souls, and Keeper of the Commonwealth.

Interglutal Clefts, when displayed, shall be no less than one hand’s breadth.

It’s the Crack of Doom.

Intergluteal cleft? That really cracks me up!

Clueless at the Clue® game board.

Wide open master golf tournament.

A veritable Colorectal Reckoning …!

( aka pain in the a$$ )

Some people just shouldn’t play strip poker…

Golf of Mexico, or The Big Gulp of Mexico.

Death Macbeth.

Cheeky bump bump.

Is ignorance of the law an excuse?

At first I read that as “intergalactic cleft,” and thought this was some sort of posterior probing parliament. Is this a mooning offense? A flap about flatulence? What is the means of execution? Would the gas chamber have a certain poetic justice?

The Vestal Virgins come around with the Vestal Measuring Device. They don’t fool around.

A jury of their peers? Or, Posterior Pride Day? Chafing Chaps a popular fashion statement?

On the part of my moon, I planted

But there came an gluteal show

Been a tree-frog croaking outside my window now

’Bout six nights in a row

She’s coming for me, I know

And to the gluteal gallows we’re both gonna go

We’ll be ridin’ Gluteal Gallows

We’ll be ridin’ Gluteal Gallows

We’ll be ridin’ Gluteal Gallows

—Frogel Frogin Frogly: Gluteal Gallows

If you can’t clinch a feather….

Cleftocrats.