That puppet must have been talking about the time he applied for the Naval Academy, his four grandchildren, how he fought for Civil Rights along side Martin Luther King and Abraham Lincoln, drove a semi, slept with Marilyn Monroe, the Joys of Krishna and Bidenomics, how he didn’t drop a load in his pants on D Day, lost his son in Iraq before his other son boinked his widow and turned her on to cocaine, etc etc etc. Oops… the last one was true. God Bless America!
On the day of my discharge from the hospital the last time I was in, I was happy when they disconnected me from all the tubes and wires attached to my body. I declared, “Now I’m a real boy: no strings attached.”
All of Pinocchio’s problems was caused by that doofus Gapeto (or howeever you spell it). He wishes for a child and them immediately neglects him. Nice parenting. Hey ‘peto, maybe take a day or two to teach him some basics. Then get off your lazy a$$ and TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL. I wanted the end of the movie to have the cops slap the cuffs on him and take him away. Sorry, I’m done with my rant.
The bar’s name is “Hopily Ever After” .. ?? And lots of frames, but no pictures. This whole thing looks like a figment of someone’s imagination – oh, hang on, it’s a cartoon!
The dude from FL Premium Member 5 months ago
So much to say….I’ll go with, I want to watch it drink it’s beer.
C 5 months ago
Election years are so much..
PraiseofFolly 5 months ago
Is it drinking woodstain or varnish?
Enter.Name.Here 5 months ago
“I’ve got no strings to hold me down.
To make me fret, or make me frown.
I had strings but now I’m free.
There are no strings on me!
I’ve got no strings so I have fun.
I’m not tied up to anyone.
They’ve got strings but you can see,
There are no strings on me!
Cornelius Noodleman 5 months ago
I want to see him blow his nose.
soundcomm 5 months ago
Hopily Ever After…(Nice bar name in the window!)
proclusstudent 5 months ago
Woccdnly you know?
diverbelle 5 months ago
Wooden you know…? He’s knot human after all!
potfarmer 5 months ago
A real wood worker.
Botulism Bob 5 months ago
Pinocchio got old really quick. At least he made legal drinking age.
Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago
That puppet must have been talking about the time he applied for the Naval Academy, his four grandchildren, how he fought for Civil Rights along side Martin Luther King and Abraham Lincoln, drove a semi, slept with Marilyn Monroe, the Joys of Krishna and Bidenomics, how he didn’t drop a load in his pants on D Day, lost his son in Iraq before his other son boinked his widow and turned her on to cocaine, etc etc etc. Oops… the last one was true. God Bless America!
goboboyd 5 months ago
Digin’ the bar name on the widow.
For a Just and Peaceful World 5 months ago
Trump’s puppet, Mike Johnson, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, will end the same way and the sooner the better.
sandpiper 5 months ago
So the guy says to him, Have a snort on me. And the puppet sucked up half a barrel of beer, the jar of pickled eggs, and a bag of Fritos.
ladykat 5 months ago
There are still strings attached.
MeGoNow Premium Member 5 months ago
Hey. Would he lie?
dflak 5 months ago
On the day of my discharge from the hospital the last time I was in, I was happy when they disconnected me from all the tubes and wires attached to my body. I declared, “Now I’m a real boy: no strings attached.”
fencie 5 months ago
Poor old fellow, getting shellacked.
mindjob 5 months ago
He needs to find a new director, one that doesn’t expect him to use that nose as a second appendage
oish 5 months ago
Careful – he looks like he might be in one of those splinter cells
Stan McSerr 5 months ago
All of Pinocchio’s problems was caused by that doofus Gapeto (or howeever you spell it). He wishes for a child and them immediately neglects him. Nice parenting. Hey ‘peto, maybe take a day or two to teach him some basics. Then get off your lazy a$$ and TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL. I wanted the end of the movie to have the cops slap the cuffs on him and take him away. Sorry, I’m done with my rant.
poppacapsmokeblower 5 months ago
The name for a brewery, “ Hoppy Ever-after.”
mistercatworks 5 months ago
I blame that cricket.
Jml58 5 months ago
Who is pulling the strings?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 5 months ago
“Would you like another beer?” “Wood eye ever!”
Bilan 5 months ago
It must be a woman that lead him to drink (the fairy with turquoise hair)
fourteenpeeves 5 months ago
Election year is the Year of The Lie
Curiosity Premium Member 5 months ago
I like the name of the Pub!
willie_mctell 5 months ago
I think there should be 2 Ps in the name on the principle that a double consonant following a vowel makes the vowel short.
greenlynn Premium Member 5 months ago
Who works the strings?
tee929 5 months ago
Turpentine from the old family tree farm!
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
Are your strings feeling a little tangled as you try to deal with life?
Michael McKown Premium Member 5 months ago
Seriously, someone ought to name a bar: Hopily Ever After. LOL
keenanthelibrarian 5 months ago
The bar’s name is “Hopily Ever After” .. ?? And lots of frames, but no pictures. This whole thing looks like a figment of someone’s imagination – oh, hang on, it’s a cartoon!
Seeker149 Premium Member 4 months ago
Still less sad than how he ends up in Carlo Collodi’s original version.