Herman by Jim Unger for June 22, 2024

since when “wake him” was equivalent to “give him a heart attack” ?

Are you planning on waking him up, or knocking him out?

Has everyone been invited for his wake? And have the flowers been ordered?

“Well, Old Dan Tucker was a fine old man,

Washed his face in a frying pan…

… Get out the way! Old Dan Tucker,

You’re too late to get your supper.”

The gong show

All I can think of is Maggie and Jiggs.

So you’re going to beat him to death instead?

Cast iron frying pans have become the go-to defensive weapon in lots of comedies and cartoons. Never leave home without one.

Better get a smaller pan or a spoon to go with that. All one pan alone can do is move him from sleep to worse.

But he didn’t say how.

remember the scene in “What About Bob”?…LOL!!

He would have preferred an explosive charge of some kind

Looks like he’s assumed the position.

And now she’s gonna clean HIS clock.

So whack him eight times.

She has the special touch.

She can hardly wait, I see!!!!!!

Paddling, These gals are kinky.