Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 28, 2024

I MIGHT try the salad if it would just shut up!

That’s enough to drive someone bats.

And not only that but one time. I’m telling you that one time. Just saying that one time.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

If you go on a date and the other person orders a cicada salad… keep looking.

Eating that salad would bug me.

Cicada salad? EWWW!

Quagga ……….. bring it back from where? Did it escape?

Two caterpillars are fleeing from a spider…

They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.

“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How the hell are you doing that?!”

The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole damm forest who knows how to drive a stick?”

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When I die I want to come back as a spider

That way I’ll finally hear girls say “OMG! IT’S HUGE!”

“Served” and “eaten” are not the same thing.

Waiter, there is a bug in my soup!

Hush! now everyone will want one.

I don’t often turn down a salad, but in this case…

I’m not a fan of that type of spider. Bats eat mosquitos and I hate mosquitos!

Every time a major cicada brood hatches out, somebody starts up with the cicada recipes. Yes, they are edible and a lot of wild life will gorge themselves till they barf and then go eat some more. I’ve never had a desire to try eating insects. They might be good protein, and probably fry up well, might even be good dipped in chocolate, but I’ll pass.

Ugh, no…and I’ve tried bugs.

Poor bats! Wouldn’t want to run into that spider!

Some say the cicadas are a garnish. I say it’s a contest! Who will digest most of the salad, the guest or the garnish?

Great now we have to replace, “Bat outta he11!”

Trying to bring back quagga? Just begs the question: why?

How can scientists bring back an extinct animal? What is this, Jurassic Park?

What scientists"? Quagga ain’t comin’ back!Evolution always moves forward, never backward (think of kaleidescope.)

Bug soup? No Way!!!

Why do they always want to bring animals back when they are extinct ?

Witchetty grubs, num, num.

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