The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 19, 2024

He’s being a piñata as5.

That’s a good one, but I have no clever thing to say, so….

The testing is still going on, not quite finished yet!

Do the Brachs candy stations still exist? As a kid I used to hit it when my mom was shopping and hiding the evidence until we got back in the car. Nothing better than a butterscotch or a dark caramel.

Tasting maybe?

When are they gonna send it in for quizzing?

I think there will be need for further “testing”.

Well you do have to take a sample before you can test it.

They must have done a stomach bi-oopsie on him.

tasting? testing?, close enough

Love the bandage on the pinata.

Hmm must be where the term sweet cheeks came from

I’m sorry. You have Stage III non-Hodgkin Lemonoma.

Uh-oh.

“ Give it to me straight Doc, don’t sugarcoat it.”

In the cut scene from Kindergarten Cop, Arnold dressed as a pinata and said “I be Brachs”

nom nom nom…!!

Would you be interested in signing up as an organ donor?

Later, somewhere on Candy Cane Lane, a Suit’s stomach is pumped.

Nobody made a lame joke yet about his sugar level being too high? Sheez.

Ha! Ha!! Testing or tasting!!

i hear that lab does a bang-up job…

Sugar count off the charts!!

Looks like the doctor was a consummate professional when taking the biopsy sample, considering the small bandage we see. Compare that to how the untrained usually extract such samples from a pinata.