Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 10, 2024

Not at all my love, I’ll even strip at the same time to be supportive

I wonder if it’s one chess piece for a piece of clothing. Or do certain pieces of clothing removed when certain chess piece is removed: something small for a pawn, something larger for say a knight?

His strategy relies on the Gypsy Rose Lee Gambit.

It’s a lot slower than strip poker.

One rule he didn’t have to make up: the goal is to mate.

Knight to Queen’s brassiere.

this could take a while…

It’s merely coincidence that the way he plays, every piece jumps the queen. (I’ll send a nickle royalty to Mel.)

You do a fine job John, keep up the good work.

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Silly boy. You can’t shout “MATE!!” after every move.

“I think I’ll open with the French.”

“Now you’re talkin’!”

“Then, after stripping your Monarch of its protection, Mating will follow!”

“Um, my Monarch is keeping its protection, Buster! I’m not having any little Soldiers to take care of!”

Hopefully for his sake, she won’t use the Sicilian Defense.

Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! Everybody jumps the queen!

“And you have a misprint on the club flyer, there is ‘t’ instead of an ‘s’ at the end of ‘chess’!”

when I was young and single the girls actually thought up strip games…..first time I wasscared as h-ll!

Yes, and???

You need an actual game to do this…?!

Strip checkers is better with all that jumping going on.

Ha! Then Go Check Mate.

He wants to strip her chest not chess.

It’s all about checking (out) the Queen.

My brother introduced corner jumps to checkers. Others introduced jump-your-own-man. Others had have to take your jump and blowing to take men who did NOT take their jump.

Whenever I played anyone, I would establish which rules they insisted on — just so they applied to each of us — and beat them.

I didn’t have that problem with chess. There was a single set of rules ….. well, except for strip chess, of course.

Strip chess? Sounds classy!

I’ve done strip checkers, strip Monopoly and strip Sorry….this intrigues me!

Played Strip Backgammon a few times…..just remember to Castle your King. Protection is a good thing.xD

While she’s studying her moves, he’ll be studying her. Likely she’ll win the game, but he’ll claim the prize.

Check, mate.

You want me to do what when you grab them?

She must be a decent player. She still has all her clothes on as far as I can tell. I’ll check again tomorrow.