Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 14, 2024

Now we get to see Puck’s Dance of the seven spïces.

The Woman is trying to have plants, AGAIN!

OT: GSD MOM IS ALRIGHT!!!!!!!ღƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♡ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♪

Sunday Funday

A friend of mine gave me some Winter Sweet as a gift . . . and I had to throw it out. Did my research immediately and found out it’s a poisonous plant for cats. :( Can’t have anything green in the house. Trub will eat it and poison himself.

Why is Puck wearing a tuxedo?

What fools these humans be.

And then Pucky gets a mouthful of cilantro and he proceeds to machine gun fire 57 hairballs and the remnants of his last three dinners at the wall in just under two tenths of a second…

Did she forget she has CATS?

He’s so subtle. So crafty. So much a distraction to enable Ora Zella to strike…

Pucky’s got the moves!

You should’ve learned from experience the woman. Puckys gonna eat

I’m not going to bother.

I used to have an oregano plant as an inside plant when first married and with first solely owned cat (as opposed to family cats growing up). That did not last long as Mephistopheles liked to rip it out of the pot, throw it on the floor, and roll on it. I decided that as a member of the mint family it was DOOMED and gave up. My husband also saved a bundle on buying me flowers since Mephistopheles firmly believed in demolishing bouquets by pulling out the various bits and dropping on the floor. Nicodemus is more apt to knock the vase on the floor (he is the klutziest cat I have ever met — but doesn’t care).

Herbs are meant to be eaten!

I would love to see the boys and Georgia dressed like gardeners.

Pretend to sleep…snerk! LOL!

♪"Shimmy shimmy ko-ko-bop

Shimmy shimmy bop (ahh)

Shimmy shimmy ko-ko-bop

Shimmy shimmy bop (ahh)

.

Sittin’ in the Big Pink House

All alone and blue

Sittin’ in the Big Pink House

Wonderin’ what to do

Along came a handsome cat

Did a shimmy dance

It was like in paradise

Put me in a trance"♫

(Written by: Robert Smith)

Supper Club Kitty

The woman must not cook very much. I have a raised garden outside my back door. It is a good sized herb garden but it will just barely get us by. I’m a scratch cook and baker and love to use fresh herb’s whenever possible.

I wonder if she is growing drugs…. AKA Catnip…

“INCHWORM SHUFFLE” melts from cuteness

Lynn Anderson: I Never Promised You a Rose Garden

I beg your pardon

I’ll just partake a bit of the rose garden

Along with the bay leaf

There has to be a bit of marjoram!

…….

If you have some lemongrass some sage won’t come amiss

And I wonder where did the oregano go?

…….

I beg your pardon

I’ll just partake a bit of the rose garden

Along with the bay leaf

There has to be a bit of marjoram!

…….

Wonder where has tarragon? Has the dill been moving on?

And some parsley and rosemary and I am ready

For some sauce for my spaghetti!

Well I’ll sneak up to the pots

And Ora Zella has got to inchworm shuffle

As she joins in the scuffle!

…….

So smile for awhile and let’s be savory

A pot of herbal tea is what I’m craving

Come along and share the garden while we can!

…….

I beg your pardon

I’ll just partake a bit of the rose garden

Along with the bay leaf

There has to be a bit of marjoram!

Puck is a natural dancer. His moves reminds me of those way back dance crazes, like the mashed potato, wahtusi, electric boogie — little o’ shimmy, some sliiide, and a whole lotta swagger

Pucky is so suave. Those herbs are in trouble.

Skitter and scuttle.

“herb garden”

please, it’s called an all you can eat buffet.

Pucky dressed in style for the banquet!

Handsome, suave, perfectly groomed, graceful, irresistible… I could go on and on, but the upshot here is that Pucky should be cast in that popular tv show, “Our IX Lives.” He’s a natural.

Puck’s li’l herb dance is SO cute!

Want to tango, Pucky? You and Ora Zella would make a great dance pair!

loving Pucky Astaire doing all of those dances but i think the bunny hop is my fave.

Uh oh, looks like a certain kitten is taking after one of her daddy’s! (fangs!!! mischievous look!!!)

OMC! ROFLMAO!

I can only hear Ora Zella saying that “I do declare” in the full and proper southern accent such a statement pretty much demands. :P

Love The Woman’s last 2 statements -

“PUCKY.”

Followed by

“PUCK.Y.”

OT:

Ah, Puck is in his salad days …

We’re very lucky to have two cats that HATE plants. Despite this, Roy had become I’ll suddenly, not eating, drinking, and sleeping constantly. We called our regular vet, but he has retired. So we called around, and ended up taking him to the Vet who euthanized my dog in 2007, and Barb’s cat in 2009. Very weird being back there, but they gave him sub Q fluids, and ran his blood and everything came back great, no issues! No fever either. I have taken a urine sample and will find out Monday if anything is wrong. It’s take 3 days to get him to eat, he’ll nibble his treats half-heartedly. But will devour cooked chicken, and of course, shrimp, still won’t drink. I’ve taken to using a BBQ brush dipped in water to"paint" his paws, so he will lick it off. He has become much perkier and interactive. But his nose is still dry and warm, and he won’t drink or eat his wet food. I have given up my side of the bed for the couch the last 4 nights, as he has been sleeping in our bed. He usually sleeps in his condo, as we lock him out for the night.

Puck, being a Smooth Criminal. And can’t we all hear the woman very clearly with the “PUCK.Y”? I would have used a hyphen, but Georgia’s way is much better!

At a time when we didn’t have outdoor cats, my mom asked me to grow catnip for tea. Before it was a foot high, the local cats found it, and my backyard was a drug den of high cats. The poor plants didn’t stand a chance and were squished flat. Never did that again.

Envy! I couldn’t dance like that, and I’m not even missing a paw!

I wonder if growing them in a birdcage would help them survive.

OT:

Puck’s dance brought this up (how apropos …)

Da da dada da-da

Da da dada dah

Do the Pucky dance …

HORK! HORK! HORK!!!

Common sense would tell her NOT to set up a herb garden with cats around.

OZ is pretty creative too. Puck has some moves.

Pucky in his White Sport Coat and a Pink (Red) Carnation (Rose?)…so debonair. The Maurice Chevalier of Cats.

Kitchen herb garden.

Aka the housecat snackin’ ground!

I wonder if hanging them all in macrame holders would help. Lupin would go full Tarzan, though, so maybe not.

I also declare……

This one looks like “Taken from Real Life™️”

Just like old times

THE SWAGGER-

Random Numbers used to gently take off a rose petal and run off, to eat it in peace.

Love all the moves from Puck—especially the Tiny Li’l Hops. : ) … as Ora said above.