Roscoe’s laugh is priceless!
Next, she’ll want to squeeze his head to make lemonade.
Roscoe thought that was funny!
Turtle Wax would be longer lasting
LOL. Good one today, Mr. Crane!
I love a dog with a sense of humor…
To quote an old ad (for a different product), “a little dab will do you.”
Just give it a nice coat of varnish for a longer lasting effect.
Opal’s a bit passive-aggressive, isn’t she?
Next comes a Doily, then a potted plant
It’s still kind of dull below the surface.
At least no starch spray to the lap.
Bald Guys Wise Simoniz.
He prefers Martinizing to Simonizing.
All play and no work makes Earl a dull boy!
Now buff it out, Opal!
Pledge was a lot better before they removed the wax.
It looks like the precious Roscoe got a big laugh out of this too : )
Why not that spray-on hair that Ronco sold years ago?
We’ll now pause for 20 minutes while Opal does her “Zinnnnng!” dance.
Opal should take a bath in it.
be thankful she was not military and gave it a spit shine.
Her and Mrs Lockhorn would be great together..
If its anything like mine, it was shining already!
Roscoe REWLS!!! Best character in the strip, by a MILE!
Ahh.. that Roscoe laugh!
Give her a jar of Butch Wax for her mustache in appreciation.
I love Roscoe’s expression in the last panel!
And a couple sprays in water makes a great lemonade!
Oh My……. she is witty TODAY
Umm…is that SAFE?!
Pretty soon other women will want to slide their fingers along his shiny pate
It’s the little things that irk Earl……..
They ran out of Armor All.
OK, Earl. What do you get to spray on her head?
Earl always shines brightly!
We fans will just call him Dusty-Free.
mine’s pretty shiny naturally
Earl…..Consider yourself at home….Consider yourself, part of the furniture…….
Earl, go buy some Nair and present it to Opal. She’s looking a bit fuzzy above her top lip…..
Is the brightness just skin deep?
Earl should put his foot up Opal’s dull surface.
The Republican running for governor of NC looks like he shines his head with brown shoe polish.
carlsonbob 6 days ago
Roscoe’s laugh is priceless!
sirbadger 6 days ago
Next, she’ll want to squeeze his head to make lemonade.
oldthang 6 days ago
Roscoe thought that was funny!
ꜝ 6 days ago
Turtle Wax would be longer lasting
Lucky Black Cat 6 days ago
LOL. Good one today, Mr. Crane!
Argythree 6 days ago
I love a dog with a sense of humor…
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 6 days ago
To quote an old ad (for a different product), “a little dab will do you.”
Kwen 6 days ago
Just give it a nice coat of varnish for a longer lasting effect.
Walter Kocker Premium Member 6 days ago
Opal’s a bit passive-aggressive, isn’t she?
j_m_kuehl 6 days ago
Next comes a Doily, then a potted plant
Doug K 6 days ago
It’s still kind of dull below the surface.
Zykoic 6 days ago
At least no starch spray to the lap.
PraiseofFolly 6 days ago
Bald Guys Wise Simoniz.
Pharmakeus Ubik 6 days ago
He prefers Martinizing to Simonizing.
The Reader Premium Member 6 days ago
All play and no work makes Earl a dull boy!
iggyman 6 days ago
Now buff it out, Opal!
fuzzbucket Premium Member 6 days ago
Pledge was a lot better before they removed the wax.
cmerb 5 days ago
It looks like the precious Roscoe got a big laugh out of this too : )
steveh64 5 days ago
Why not that spray-on hair that Ronco sold years ago?
tremaine53 5 days ago
We’ll now pause for 20 minutes while Opal does her “Zinnnnng!” dance.
Frank Salem Premium Member 5 days ago
Opal should take a bath in it.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 5 days ago
be thankful she was not military and gave it a spit shine.
McPurc 5 days ago
Her and Mrs Lockhorn would be great together..
Slowly, he turned... 5 days ago
If its anything like mine, it was shining already!
IWannaBeLerxst 5 days ago
Roscoe REWLS!!! Best character in the strip, by a MILE!
w16521 5 days ago
Ahh.. that Roscoe laugh!
trainnut1956 5 days ago
Give her a jar of Butch Wax for her mustache in appreciation.
ladykat 5 days ago
I love Roscoe’s expression in the last panel!
swanridge 5 days ago
And a couple sprays in water makes a great lemonade!
ANIMAL 5 days ago
Oh My……. she is witty TODAY
kaycstamper 5 days ago
Umm…is that SAFE?!
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 5 days ago
Pretty soon other women will want to slide their fingers along his shiny pate
MuddyUSA Premium Member 5 days ago
It’s the little things that irk Earl……..
razzledazzle295 5 days ago
They ran out of Armor All.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 5 days ago
OK, Earl. What do you get to spray on her head?
Mike Baldwin creator 5 days ago
Earl always shines brightly!
zeexenon 5 days ago
We fans will just call him Dusty-Free.
KEA 5 days ago
mine’s pretty shiny naturally
christelisbetty 5 days ago
Earl…..Consider yourself at home….Consider yourself, part of the furniture…….
daleandkristen 5 days ago
Earl, go buy some Nair and present it to Opal. She’s looking a bit fuzzy above her top lip…..
cafed00d Premium Member 5 days ago
Is the brightness just skin deep?
wlbr549 5 days ago
Earl should put his foot up Opal’s dull surface.
DavidWilliams1 5 days ago
The Republican running for governor of NC looks like he shines his head with brown shoe polish.