Close to Home by John McPherson for June 20, 2024

What about stupid things in general, like arguing politics?

Is that just a maze repurposed as a picture of a brain???

would this picture qualify as zombie porn!

And the cure is?

Once we fix this, then we can fix the part that makes you say stupid things when you’re on a second date.

“Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." George Carlin

Are you joking? … Now cut that out.

Why is that part of my brain is much larger?

Looks like the “Frontal Cortex”, the seat of consciousness.

That’s not the location of the brain he uses when he’s out on dates.

His Broca is broken.

Sorry-sorry-sorry! That’s actually a picture of your large intestine… the techs decided that your dating problems… are occurring a leeeeetle bit lower!

I understand that premature erections drain blood away from the brain.

So, skip the first date and go right to the second one.

That same part of the brain controls everything that trump says.

OOO! I love mazes!!

Ah, cut it out!!!!!!!!!!! Literally. Hiya Bleeb! :)

“ Will the doctor have to take the lobe outta me?”

Yer so purty!

Ah…the put your foot in your mouth lobe.

I once had a shop teacher who told my class of wood workers, " They say that when you are born your brain has no wrinkles, but every time you learn something you get another wrinkle. Some of you guys ain’t got no wrinkles!"

It cuts off access to the “second date” portion of the brain.

That’s a lobe blow!