The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 24, 2024

And I’m sitting here eating choc chip cookies with milk……..ugh

that’s the way the cookie crumbles!

Have a cup of monster mash.

COOKIEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Gingerbread man!

Eh, more cookies for Cookie Monster.

He’s probably ok visiting the witch’s house with Hansel and Greta. I’m sure the witch doesn’t want a lot of hair/fur in her food.On the other hand, he does hang around with the Count, down on S Street.

“Me eat Cook … … … ie.”

The zombie won’t be coming to this party. He’s out looking for free range brains.

Wa-ooh .. The zombies were having fun (an-a-shoop) Ah-ooh .. The party had just begun (an-a-shoop) Ah-ooh .. The guests included wolfman (an-a-shoop) Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett

No cookies at that party!

Yeah, but where are you going to find a virgin theses days?

Suzy Q & Little Debbie.

Cookies dipped in virgin blood….mmmmmm!

Technical question. Wouldn’t the werewolf want his food raw, and wouldn’t the witch cook the kids? Also, orphans are usually tough and stringy, whilst house raised kids are soft and plump.

That first guy now makes me want a Bloody Mary with my breakfast.

Me think he should have brought Count von Count along with him.

If there are cookies, just stay and have fun.

Everybody love cookie!

funny

Yes, you are, Cookie!

“O” is for orphan, that’s good enough for her.

Could have been worse: He could have accidentally ended up hanging out with a bunch of congressmen.

There are no Girl Scouts in Girl Scouts cookies.

Just don’t tell them where you live. You do not want them to know about Sesame Street.

Yup, they are a little difficult to cuddle … kind of like The Donald.

How about raw cookie dough?

Just eat your cookie, Cookie.

Maybe the cookie monster could tell them he likes cookie dough.

Those are also ‘sometimes foods’ Cookie Monster.

If you go to a monster party and see a boy with a baseball bat, run. (This is a cult reference.)

Monster Party? You mean like the Nazis or Commies? Man, I’d stay away from them, too!

Good thing the party wasn’t at Cookie’s place. LOTS of sweet little morsels running around, singing, and skipping rope. Those other monsters might not ever leave.

Good one!

Me love Cookie Monster!

I’m guessing that they don’t have cookies.