Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 16, 2024

    .. she’d have married your brother, Bob. And then Bob’s your uncle!

Can’t argue with logic like that. And, who knows, maybe he is his own cousin already.

It is better to be your own cousin than your own grandpa.

I know what my Pops would have wanted to see on Father’s Day, and it sure wasn’t another snotty kid!!

If I lived in a state where it’s been legalized, I’d love to have a friend named “Bud”. ;)

When my son was in the early grades, he had been taught the basic “Facts of Life”. At my wife’s birthday party, in over-exuberance to the occasion, he blurted out, “Happy Birthday, Mom! And thanks to you, Gramma, for giving birth to her. And thanks to you, Grampa, for providing the sperm to get her born!”

“However, that still doesn’t explain why I look like the mailman.”

So many ‘you might be a redneck’ jokes come to mind.

Sounds like he probably is anyway.

Project 2025 – because reproduction is the only right you will have.

“Dad” better keep an eye on his wife and brother Jack at family picnics.

Close call.

Reminds me of the old country song “I’m My Own Grandpa”.

Happy Father’s Day guys.