Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 24, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago

    He had a floral movement.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  5 months ago

    so does their sh^t smell like roses?

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    angelolady Premium Member 5 months ago

    I wonder if he’ll sprout zucchini next.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    I hope it hasn’t been eating any watermelon seeds. Ouch.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago

    That’s got to hurt.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  5 months ago

    ♬ who wants to catch the bouquet? ♬

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s a “poop-pourri”.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 5 months ago

    Mark=Always on the mark!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    lol that’s funny.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 5 months ago

    This reminds me of a scene from the Carry on Doctor movie.

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    bobpeters61  5 months ago

    That’s what he gets for holding it in too long.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Tee hee!

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    dflak  5 months ago

    We have flowers growing in the weirdest spots on our property. They are not where we planted them originally.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  5 months ago

    Farts with. pleasant “bouquet” :-D

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    Assters.

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    byword84646  5 months ago

    Guess I better not eat any pumpkin seeds.

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    cactusbob333  5 months ago

    This can bring whole new experience of butt sniffing. Doggie approves.

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    chief tommy  5 months ago

    Gave me a good laugh. Thanks Mark

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    Stephen Gilberg  5 months ago

    Any cornflowers in there?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Hilarious! You shouldn’t have.

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    constipated much??

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    wordsmeet  5 months ago

    Give that bird some metamucil, stat. He got constipation! :P

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 months ago

    Imagine a bird pooping that on your car windshield!

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    MissyTiger  5 months ago

    Poo-quet!

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  5 months ago

    There once was a woman from Leeds .

    Who Swallowed a packet of weeds.

    In less than an hour,

    Her nose was in flower.

    And her head was covered in weeds!

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    humorist54 Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Aww, you shouldn’t have!”

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