Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 24, 2024

He had a floral movement.

so does their sh^t smell like roses?

I wonder if he’ll sprout zucchini next.

I hope it hasn’t been eating any watermelon seeds. Ouch.

You commenced to pooping flowers.

That’s got to hurt.

♬ who wants to catch the bouquet? ♬

It’s a “poop-pourri”.

Mark=Always on the mark!

lol that’s funny.

This reminds me of a scene from the Carry on Doctor movie.

That’s what he gets for holding it in too long.

Mine’s flower scented, at least.

Tee hee!

We have flowers growing in the weirdest spots on our property. They are not where we planted them originally.

Farts with. pleasant “bouquet” :-D

Assters.

Guess I better not eat any pumpkin seeds.

This can bring whole new experience of butt sniffing. Doggie approves.

Gave me a good laugh. Thanks Mark

Any cornflowers in there?

Hilarious! You shouldn’t have.

constipated much??

Give that bird some metamucil, stat. He got constipation! :P

Imagine a bird pooping that on your car windshield!

Poo-quet!

There once was a woman from Leeds .

Who Swallowed a packet of weeds.

In less than an hour,

Her nose was in flower.

And her head was covered in weeds!

“Aww, you shouldn’t have!”