Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 13, 2024

He died of starvation.

That could lead to a nasty inheritance fight.

If enough people showed up for the funeral, maybe they can still get the table if they hurry.

Didn’t they go out of business four months ago?

Waiting for Tatiana’s phone call …. or Seinfeld Four! Seinfeld: The Chinese Restaurant.

Somebody else will probably have to order for him.

His buzzer malfunctioned and he was electrocuted!

All the fried apps while waiting in the bar turned out to be the last straw.

That restaurant’s so popular that people are dying to get in.

My first big laugh of the morning ;-)

He should return the buzzer if he’s not going to eat now!

And he’s npw next in line at the DMV.

Look, a pager. How quaint

That’s loud enough to wake the dead.

Well, that took long enough!

HA! Seinfeld, Four…!

The problem was, his wife asked him, “Will it kill you to try to be a little patient?”