Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 31, 2024

She is “gravely” incorrect.

Butt of course…

What sort of liquid is that gurney being reflected in?

Looks like there’s a crack in their security…

he’s experiencing a draft…

After many endoscopy procedures into my bladder, there is no modicum of privacy left in me. But anyway, I’ve got my health and that’s what matters!

I was in that hospital for awhile. I found out the nurses had given me a nickname: Flappy.

I’d bet he’s the butt of many jokes..

Yeah, no.

And our hospital is well-ventilated too!

BLAP! … Okay, head to the restroom dude.

Sadly untrue. Afraid this one struck a chord. My 90 year old father had a fall recently and suffered a small fracture at a hip prosthesis and since there were no rooms available at the ER, he ended up spending the day and into the night in a “hall bed” until they could get him a room (hospital was full). He wasn’t ambulatory, so everything was done there in the bed in the hall. Talk about taking away one’s dignity.

We’ve got your back (side) covered.

He is a bit cheeky!

Just say no to crack.

Not forgets to sees the fine print which is say all yours data is belongs to we.

You’re in good hands.

Eye of the beholder!!!!!

Hmmm… I’m thinking he might be a plumber!

Never @ss/u/me

Now, why wasn’t this patient given another gown to cover up his asset?

The interesting part is he’s not seeing the doctor, he just stopped by to pay his bill.

Urine from a stranded patient without a doubt.

HIPPAbottomus.

And that’s why it’s called HIP-aa.

great one, Mike!

There appears to be a lapse in privacy.

Soon this will all be behind you. :)

Those hospital gowns were conceived by a crack team of designers.

It would be funny if it weren’t so true. Oh, the humanity!

Maybe the right thing to do is run away.

when it comes to privacy, they refuse to be left behind…

Then how does everyone know that I have an std?

Privacy, yes. Modesty, not so much.

I’ve worn enough hospital gowns in the last few years to know that they’re no longer designed in such a way as to expose one’s backside. Looks to me like they gave this big guy a gown that’s just a wee bit too small.

I don’t miss the cloaks of indignity.