Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 26, 2024

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    cmxx  6 months ago

    Scarier yet: most of the stuff a good driver needs to know and do isn’t in the manual or on the test.

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    claus.rogge  6 months ago

    My first thought before I even started to read: “What! Zonker has a driver’s licence??”

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    snsurone76  6 months ago

    Will Zonker’s inevitable arrest for driving without a license cause Boopsie to miss her TV audition? Stay tuned, folks!

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    mrwiskers  6 months ago

    “Why do there have to be rules of the road? All rules have ever done for me is slow me down.”

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  6 months ago

    My rule of thumb for driving: Expect everyone around me to do the absolutely stupidest thing possible at any given moment. I’m seldom surprised.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    You’ll learn things like Right of Way, then forget it as soon as you hit the road

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    Differentname  6 months ago

    Other people have suggested that everyone be required to retake the test every five years.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Hands on the wheel, Zonker!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  6 months ago

    He may be as sovereign a citizen as ever lived; human laws don’t apply to him.

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    The rules for safe driving are the same as a wilderness tracker. Know how everything is supposed to look and watch anything that is different.

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    Bruce388  6 months ago

    If you can survive 600 miles on a motorcycle, you can be a safe (defensive) driver for life. As a motorcycle dealer once told me, Ride as if you’re invisible. The same goes for cars.

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    rjarchuleta  6 months ago

    Classic Zonk!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    I knew a guy who wasn’t very bright. He had to take Wisconsin’s very straightforward written test 5 times before he got the required minimum 75% of the answers right, and I’d have laid odds he was already back down to 70% the moment he walked out the door. And headed lower. But that sufficed to get him a license that was good for the rest of his life, during which interstate highways, pedestrian-crossing lights, roundabouts, turn bays, bus lanes, and other innovations were added to the mix of things he knew nothing about.

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    Dan Tooker  6 months ago

    My first thought at reading panel 1 was Zonker has a drivers license?

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    You don’t need a license to drive but you do need a license to get caught. Get a license.

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    TheWildSow  6 months ago

    Took some searching — but check out the February 5, 2017 Doonesbury for Sam’s driving future!

    https www gocomics com doonesbury 2017/02/05 (Need to add the punctuation)

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    dtdbiz  6 months ago

    Remember when defensive driving meant, Be cognizant of what the other drivers are doing? Now it’s, Remember: They may be armed.

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    Dragoncat  6 months ago

    The five scariest words a child can say to a parent: Can I borrow the car?

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    banjoAhhh!   6 months ago

    There are several shows on YouTube streaming that are about, well, idiots in cars.

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    eddi-TBH  6 months ago

    It’s OK. Zonker is as good a driver as most of the ones with a license.

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    gammaguy  6 months ago

    Years ago, I took my girlfriend for her driver’s test. The officer testing her went very easy. (Because she was a girl? We’ll never know.) When I offered to let her drive home, she said, “No way! If that’s all the testing the other drivers had to go through, I don’t want to be driving on the same road with them.”

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