B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 27, 2024

If you have to ask…

How many fumes per bottle?

She seems to be fuming a bit herself.

Perhaps.

A lot of products list the price per ounce … so … It might be kind of nice to know the price much per fume (per shot or per spray).

And how many fumes (sprays/shots) per bottle.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

Per chance is the perfume inexpensive per bottle?

That left her fuming…

Over the counter sales can be ‘educational’ about the public’s quirks.

Funny stuff! I had to look twice to realize the punchline.

Those are chess pieces.

Clever.

Seventeen Flowers and Forty Nine Scents.

“The whole shebang.”

Phew! (m) ☺

Glad they got that settled!!!!!!

Per wiff?

The cute chick looks like someone bashed in her face with a frying pan.

Per chance, to dream.

Cue the rimshot monkey.

You have to understand how this works. It cost 5 clams per fume (That’s one spray). Per bottle it’s 100 clams. Then you give it to the “Cute Chick” as a gift, then She uses it for a date with Wiley! You love her, But she loves him, And he loves somebody else’ You just can’t win… “Love Stinks”

That’s terrific :)

Considering today’s economy…

Cute joke!

is that, maybe, a new character or

That’ll bee $10 to sniff the bottle cap.

Floral scented spray paint was popular then, hence the confusion

Those are some pretty mongo bottles of perfume. Maybe it is even cheaper by the quart. “Hey, honey! Lookee what I gots ya!”

hahahahaha

Sub Par-fume