Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 23, 2024

That’s a brand of chewing gum so is Rodney gonna chew on it?

Neptune is one really serious wizard.

Short of staff…

You’ve been out-wizzed, Wiz.

The Wiz thinks he’s Moses.

fine with the sticks, but I wonder if Wiz can compete with those abs

Yeah, but that’s a trident, not a staff. And if someone says “cartoon physics”, I’ll lose it!

Next time you part the waters make sure Neptune has his swim trunks on!

Neptune never looked better!!!!!!!

Now boys, it’s not a staff-measuring contest!

But the trident didn’t do anything. At least the staff moved some water.

this feels Biblical, “thy Rod and thy staff they comfort me” Psalm 23:4

The Wiz got the point, three points to be exact.

I’ll say!

Is this supposed to be Moses parting the Red Sea? Because it doesn’t have the same impact as the Bible story.

“Iclank?” What religion is that? Okay, that’s a rather old reference…

Wood beats Water, God beats Wizard!

I like the Shaolin Master-Monk’s Staff.

Neptune says stay in your lane.

Fork you, Poseidon.

We have a Neptune Festival beginning at the end of September where I live.

Wiz thought he “sticked it” but Neptune’s trident took the prize!

Interesting. Yesterday he was talking to God, and today he is being threatened by Poseiden/Neptune.

Interesting competition.

How does a wooden staff “clank”?

Poseidon will not be upstaged

Gandalf wannabe. (Ain’t gonna happen, Wiz)