Because you’re too chicken.
Mel Gibson to the rescue!
I once saw a house fly.
what’s so strange about a dragonfly?
A dragon that big with wings that small shouldn’t be able to fly.
You have something in common with your distant penguin cousins, but I don’t think you can swim either.
Of course Henry can fly. After all, he’s the wizard’s pet.
well, most chicken can fly a little too. but i think in chicken farms they shorten their wings
Peter Pan needed fairy dust to fly, if I remember correctly. Maybe the chickens need dragon dust?
(I haven’t seen that Peter Pan special with Mary Martin in ages.)
And you ain’t no roadrunner either. Beep! Beep!
Chickens…. can fly.
most chickens can fly short distances.
Hey ….. Chickens ……. I don’t think Henry would really like to be called a lizard ………. he might decide to have a BBQ ……if he heard you calling him that …….. ;)
Cue the crows.
This is a myth. Chickens are like Southwest Airlines. Yes, they can fly, but not very well.
I often see a house fly.
The cow that jumped over the Moon got grounded into hamburger meat.
I’ve even seen a house fly
Jealous girls!!!!
Not yet.
Well, you CAN, just not very well or far.
That ain’t no lizard. That’s Henry!
Yep I’m going to Zaxbys for lunch!
Neither can buffalo.
We have a small (11) flock of chooks for eggs. They can fly. Not very high, not very far, but they can fly.
Hey, chickens can fly. They’re just too chicken to do so.
Don’t worry it’s only Flintstone Airlines.
Depressing isn’t it.
As God is my witness…. nah, that’s an old joke.
Mastroianni and Hart
Imagine 4 months ago
Because you’re too chicken.
eromlig 4 months ago
Mel Gibson to the rescue!
kenshively 4 months ago
I once saw a house fly.
FaustoCoppi 4 months ago
what’s so strange about a dragonfly?
Doug K 4 months ago
A dragon that big with wings that small shouldn’t be able to fly.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 4 months ago
You have something in common with your distant penguin cousins, but I don’t think you can swim either.
rekam Premium Member 4 months ago
Of course Henry can fly. After all, he’s the wizard’s pet.
annebonny 4 months ago
well, most chicken can fly a little too. but i think in chicken farms they shorten their wings
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
Peter Pan needed fairy dust to fly, if I remember correctly. Maybe the chickens need dragon dust?
(I haven’t seen that Peter Pan special with Mary Martin in ages.)
Gent 4 months ago
And you ain’t no roadrunner either. Beep! Beep!
LtPowers 4 months ago
Chickens…. can fly.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 4 months ago
most chickens can fly short distances.
bwswolf 4 months ago
Hey ….. Chickens ……. I don’t think Henry would really like to be called a lizard ………. he might decide to have a BBQ ……if he heard you calling him that …….. ;)
Michael Helwig 4 months ago
Cue the crows.
dv1093 4 months ago
This is a myth. Chickens are like Southwest Airlines. Yes, they can fly, but not very well.
serial232 4 months ago
I often see a house fly.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago
The cow that jumped over the Moon got grounded into hamburger meat.
MRC112 4 months ago
I’ve even seen a house fly
rockyridge1977 4 months ago
Jealous girls!!!!
Skeptical Meg 4 months ago
Not yet.
enigmamz 4 months ago
Well, you CAN, just not very well or far.
pripley 4 months ago
That ain’t no lizard. That’s Henry!
blakerl 4 months ago
Yep I’m going to Zaxbys for lunch!
hooglah 4 months ago
Neither can buffalo.
Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago
We have a small (11) flock of chooks for eggs. They can fly. Not very high, not very far, but they can fly.
Goat from PBS 4 months ago
Hey, chickens can fly. They’re just too chicken to do so.
Norris66 4 months ago
Don’t worry it’s only Flintstone Airlines.
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 4 months ago
Depressing isn’t it.
Heres Waldo 4 months ago
As God is my witness…. nah, that’s an old joke.