Because you’re too chicken.
Mel Gibson to the rescue!
I once saw a house fly.
what’s so strange about a dragonfly?
A dragon that big with wings that small shouldn’t be able to fly.
You have something in common with your distant penguin cousins, but I don’t think you can swim either.
Of course Henry can fly. After all, he’s the wizard’s pet.
well, most chicken can fly a little too. but i think in chicken farms they shorten their wings
Peter Pan needed fairy dust to fly, if I remember correctly. Maybe the chickens need dragon dust?
(I haven’t seen that Peter Pan special with Mary Martin in ages.)
And you ain’t no roadrunner either. Beep! Beep!
Chickens…. can fly.
most chickens can fly short distances.
Hey ….. Chickens ……. I don’t think Henry would really like to be called a lizard ………. he might decide to have a BBQ ……if he heard you calling him that …….. ;)
Cue the crows.
This is a myth. Chickens are like Southwest Airlines. Yes, they can fly, but not very well.
I often see a house fly.
The cow that jumped over the Moon got grounded into hamburger meat.
I’ve even seen a house fly
Jealous girls!!!!
Not yet.
Well, you CAN, just not very well or far.
That ain’t no lizard. That’s Henry!
Yep I’m going to Zaxbys for lunch!
Neither can buffalo.
We have a small (11) flock of chooks for eggs. They can fly. Not very high, not very far, but they can fly.
Hey, chickens can fly. They’re just too chicken to do so.
Don’t worry it’s only Flintstone Airlines.
Depressing isn’t it.
As God is my witness…. nah, that’s an old joke.
Mastroianni and Hart
Imagine 5 days ago
Because you’re too chicken.
eromlig 5 days ago
Mel Gibson to the rescue!
kenshively 5 days ago
I once saw a house fly.
FaustoCoppi 5 days ago
what’s so strange about a dragonfly?
Doug K 5 days ago
A dragon that big with wings that small shouldn’t be able to fly.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 5 days ago
You have something in common with your distant penguin cousins, but I don’t think you can swim either.
rekam Premium Member 5 days ago
Of course Henry can fly. After all, he’s the wizard’s pet.
annebonny 5 days ago
well, most chicken can fly a little too. but i think in chicken farms they shorten their wings
littlejohn Premium Member 5 days ago
Peter Pan needed fairy dust to fly, if I remember correctly. Maybe the chickens need dragon dust?
(I haven’t seen that Peter Pan special with Mary Martin in ages.)
Gent 5 days ago
And you ain’t no roadrunner either. Beep! Beep!
LtPowers 4 days ago
Chickens…. can fly.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 4 days ago
most chickens can fly short distances.
bwswolf 4 days ago
Hey ….. Chickens ……. I don’t think Henry would really like to be called a lizard ………. he might decide to have a BBQ ……if he heard you calling him that …….. ;)
Michael Helwig 4 days ago
Cue the crows.
dv1093 4 days ago
This is a myth. Chickens are like Southwest Airlines. Yes, they can fly, but not very well.
serial232 4 days ago
I often see a house fly.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 days ago
The cow that jumped over the Moon got grounded into hamburger meat.
MRC112 4 days ago
I’ve even seen a house fly
rockyridge1977 4 days ago
Jealous girls!!!!
Meg: Cute as a Button... The ON is important! 4 days ago
Not yet.
enigmamz 4 days ago
Well, you CAN, just not very well or far.
pripley 4 days ago
That ain’t no lizard. That’s Henry!
blakerl 4 days ago
Yep I’m going to Zaxbys for lunch!
hooglah 4 days ago
Neither can buffalo.
Teto85 Premium Member 4 days ago
We have a small (11) flock of chooks for eggs. They can fly. Not very high, not very far, but they can fly.
Goat from PBS 4 days ago
Hey, chickens can fly. They’re just too chicken to do so.
Norris66 4 days ago
Don’t worry it’s only Flintstone Airlines.
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 4 days ago
Depressing isn’t it.
Heres Waldo 4 days ago
As God is my witness…. nah, that’s an old joke.