Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 05, 2024

how about a stick under the chin?

Did Adam ever even consider getting professional help with his addiction?

Tomorrow will end this arc (I hope!). So—will it end with Adam cured of his addiction, or will he run to Andre’s and drink out his entire inventory??

If you have a serious caffeine habit, going cold turkey will make you pretty sick. Not just a headache that doesn’t respond to painkillers, but feeling as if you have a virus. It’s really intense for a few days.

Suck it up!!!

How about dumping buckets of ice cold water over his head?

Massive, massive, massive amounts of B-vitamins will keep you awake. I’m trying to remember if they also change your body chemistry to that bugs won’t bite you… Although, in the great scheme of things, the human body requires sleep.

{"Psst! In a few short years, you will have two teenagers…"}

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If I had kids like his..I’d run away and join the circus…if I could find one these days.

Maybe Laura could assist in some way???

;-D

you could try standing up while you work… sadly, it doesn’t always work on me. :\

Mild electric shocks, maybe?

The coffee arc is, like, ya no; SO over!

How about the soft hum of a defibrillator warming up?

I hear black tea has more caffeine than coffee. Drink that. You only swore off coffee, not caffeine. Or have some Mountain Dew. Or Monster. Or 5-Hour Energy.

Air raid siren? Vuvuzela? Oxy-Acetelene balloons?

Just have your sister show dad her new tattoo.

cattle prod, maybe??

Actually the coffee wasn’t keeping you awake either so persevere for a couple more days. Meanwhile, I’ll be enjoying my coffee, neener neener.

Maybe he’ll OD and then his family could move forward to a more intelligent future.

Well, there’s always cocaine or speed…but those are less socially acceptable drugs than caffeine.

give in Adam…GIVE IN

I think this kid is short one cymbal short for noise making…..l

Adderall?