Jen Sorensen for June 19, 2024

Immersive brainwashing?

It reminds me of PC talk. IIRC, politically correct euphemisms are for the differently brained.

This stuff is a lot like the idiotic business jargon that consultants and such use all the time.

I’m having a nauseating experience.

Don’t blame the corporations. Dems have been peddling this nonsense for years. Remember how easy it was to define “woman”? Now even SCOTUS justices cannot do that.

How can we tell which ones are the influencers and which are the influenced when all of them are videotaping themselves?

I used to be a “customer service representative.” Now I’m a “member experience advocate.” Mind, I did get a dollar raise.

I was a “Director of First Impressions” for many years. (that company’s euphenism for the more honest term, “Receptionist”) It was a running joke.

sorry “euphemism”

How about these words and phrases? “Utilize” for use, and “go ahead” for something they’re going to do, which doesn’t need a description, for crying out loud!

My selection of comics is my “curated” page. In my last job, (building mandolins) the CEO used “synergy” a lot, and different body styles in the instruments were “platforms.” There was a lot of other “calorie-free multi-syllabic non-representational verbal gymnasticism,” too.

And don’t forget the 10% surcharge for using more electrons, ink and paper to promulgate the new job and product descriptions.

I know BS when I hear it, and I’ll let you know it.

What’s in a name? That which we call a rose…

My job used to send me to those silly business seminars every once in a while (“The Paradigm Shift”…stuff like that) — and the speaker was usually the same guy.

His name? I kid you not — Gene Swindell! And yeah, he knows it’s hilarious.

He’s actually a pretty well-known motivational speaker and writer. And I’m very grateful I’m retiring in August and will never have to sit through one of those snooze-fests again!

Is she putting mayo on a ham & cheese sandwich? Ewwwwwwwww! I’ll curate my own bespoke sandwich experiences, thankyouverymuch!

Then again, looks like it might be bologna and American cheese, er, I mean “pasteurized processed cheese ‘food’”, so I guess she can’t ruin that lunch any more than it already is.

Hey, the public schools have to teach something when they’re not trying to convince the kids to change their genders. And it’s sure not going to be something that takes a lot of work, like STEM.

Everyone is a technician these days.

If you can just get your,… mind together / then come on across to me / We’ll hold hands an’ then we’ll watch the sun rise / …from the bottom of the sea / But first / Are You Experienced? / Ah! Have you ever been experienced? / Well, I have…

In the Medical industry, the customer service rep. is the person making sure they will get paid.

W. Shakespeare was the most eloquent writer English-speakers will probably every produce. His works were lyrical while still working the brain. And he NEVER sounded like one of hopelessly preciousness-illiterati mentioned above.

Or as Douglas Adams said, “Can it be retrofitted nasally?”

All it means is – it’s time to break out new buzz word bingo cards.

When I went to Ireland in 2009, it was all over the place: the Book of Kells experience, the Viking experience, the Jameson experience, and on and on and on. Theme villages proliferated like flies in an open air meat market. Kilkenny was the Wisconsin Dells of Ireland.

The “experience” I prefer is the Jimi Hendrix Experience.

“Experience is the best teacher- but she keeps a dear school.” – B. Franklin (no mean speaker himself.)

Sounds like liberals are inventing new meanings again.. like building maintenance no longer means repair but janitorial. Or semi truck drivers are now call freight relocation specialists.. all so dims can try to claim they create technical jobs